Not the first nor the last person to run afoul of the mother tongue while trying to overplay their hand.
I didn't know what category to put this in.
From the poor choice of words department:
"My talents are limitless and so are my inhibitions"
This was in a real escort ad on Backpage. Logically she is saying that her inhibitions are unlimited, which means she is completely inhibited. Who would want to see her?
Not the first nor the last person to run afoul of the mother tongue while trying to overplay their hand.
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