Ever wonder what the  feathers in an Indian's headdress stand for?
A female  reporter, interviewing an American Indian Chief, asked  the
significance of the varied number of feathers in  Indian headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied.
Pointing to a nearby young brave, he continued, "Him, One woman,  one
feather. Him", pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three
feathers."
The reporter looked  at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
The offended  reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer," said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast."