1. Have you ever been in here before?
2. Did you have trouble getting in?
3. Did you find what you were looking for? If not, did you ask for help?
4. Are you comfortable or would you rather move around?
5. Why are you wearing a raincoat inside?
6. Do you need medical help? Your eye is tearing up.
7. Why are you so stiff? Are you dead?
8. Are you warm enough or should we turn up the heat?
9, Why do you keep going in and out of the door? Don't you like it in here?
10. Do you need a barf bag? You look like you're about to throw up.
11. Why don't you come completely in? It looks as if your hips are stuck outside.
12. Would you like to tell us of your shopping experience?
13. What is all of that noise outside? It sounds as if two people are groaning in deep agony.
14. Why is your head so bald. Not a hair on it. Is this an heredity thing.
15. See what you've done? Why don't you just leave. The walls are all gooey. Now I've got to clean the place up!
16. And when you leave, tell the person outside on duty to suck this place clean.