One morning, while she was making their breakfast, Harold walked up to his wife, Sarah, pinched her on the tuchus and said, “You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle.”  
Although she thought this was a terrible thing to say, she refrained from responding.  
Next morning, Harold woke Sarah by squeezing her breast. He said, “You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.”  
Sarah thought this was unacceptable and had to respond this time. So she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a strong grip, she said, “You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener and your brother