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ryan3504 15 Reviews 468 reads
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I've had a few reviews kicked back for lack of juicy details.  It is almost as if they want something out of Penthouse forum (am I showing my age?).

 Yes, some specifics are necessary, but how much do reviewers really care about the explicit details of what I did or didn't do and how they were done?  I guess it isn't enough to say the pictures are accurate, she was on time & didn't watch the clock, and we did (insert appropriate acronym).  It isn't enough to say we enjoyed DATY, I guess folks gotta know if I expertly licked her for 20 minutes until she had 3 shuttering O's.  

Sometimes I rewrite, sometimes I don't.  Unless I had an unusually great time or an unusually bad one,  or if the provider only has few reviews, I don't care much if my review gets published.  I realize this is a review site and sure, I could use the VIP days, but I am not going spend much time rewriting a fairly typical review about a fairly typical session with a provider with 50+ reviews.  Unlike some guys, it is not something I lose sleep over.  I guess creative writing isn't my thing.

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I posted a review and it said "Your review was denied for lack of information in the details section..." How much information do they really need? There is no examples here to go by, since I just signed up. Furthermore Im not that good of a writer when describing details. I never took writting class. So Im not really sure how to post for that. I thought I put enough info in there of what happened during the session. What more do they need for approval? ...Not to mention there are some stuff I'd like to keep to myself.

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Epsilon_Eridani470 reads

... and you won't get any straight answers from TER.  

it's whoever is checking out that review and they decide if that review passes or not.  
What criteria does TER admins base that on? I don't have a clue.

I've read long drawn out detailed details, but then I have read reviews that were so short that I was surprised that TER admins let those reviews through.

it's all subjective.  
 

Posted By: Swamiyogi
I posted a review and it said "Your review was denied for lack of information in the details section..." How much information do they really need? There is no examples here to go by, since I just signed up. Furthermore Im not that good of a writer when describing details. I never took writting class. So Im not really sure how to post for that. I thought I put enough info in there of what happened during the session. What more do they need for approval? ...Not to mention there are some stuff I'd like to keep to myself.

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They are going to lose out on a lot of people who are willing to provide reviews if that's the case. Some may not know how to write well and others may want to have some sort of discretion with their sessions and just provide broad generalities not intimate details, or both.  

There's has to be an easier way to post an honest review.

Epsilon_Eridani402 reads

I could not give you a certain percentage, but I would wager that majority of the reviews are honest.  

the reviews that embellish the details and the ones that are truly bullshit. that's where the problem comes in.

the embellishments and the bullshit reviews are the ones that make it hard for us hobbyists to wade through and come up with a reasonable conclusion about a provider that we may like to see.

this is regardless of how many reviews a provider has. I've had one provider remove me from her whitelist because she disagreed with my political stance in the Politics forum. really? seriously? It's her loss because she was at one time my ATF.  

so, the sword swings both ways. often, it's up to your gut feeling.
 

Posted By: Swamiyogi
They are going to lose out on a lot of people who are willing to provide reviews if that's the case. Some may not know how to write well and others may want to have some sort of discretion with their sessions and just provide broad generalities not intimate details, or both.  
   
 There's has to be an easier way to post an honest review.

adjectives or adverbs to better describe the session, then re-submit.

I've had a few reviews kicked back for lack of juicy details.  It is almost as if they want something out of Penthouse forum (am I showing my age?).

 Yes, some specifics are necessary, but how much do reviewers really care about the explicit details of what I did or didn't do and how they were done?  I guess it isn't enough to say the pictures are accurate, she was on time & didn't watch the clock, and we did (insert appropriate acronym).  It isn't enough to say we enjoyed DATY, I guess folks gotta know if I expertly licked her for 20 minutes until she had 3 shuttering O's.  

Sometimes I rewrite, sometimes I don't.  Unless I had an unusually great time or an unusually bad one,  or if the provider only has few reviews, I don't care much if my review gets published.  I realize this is a review site and sure, I could use the VIP days, but I am not going spend much time rewriting a fairly typical review about a fairly typical session with a provider with 50+ reviews.  Unlike some guys, it is not something I lose sleep over.  I guess creative writing isn't my thing.

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explicit info is not needed.  Read my latest reviews, you will see.  My review of JK was approved in a matter of hours.  You just have to tel the story, so there is no doubt as to what happened.

Swim

Most of us aren't used to writing about the intimate details of our sex lives, but you need to descibe enough to let the rest of us know what to expect from a particular provider. Tell us what she looked like, what you did, what she liked or didn't like, and what she allowed or didn't allow. Don't worry about being a good writer; just give us an idea of what kind of experience we can anticipate. Once you earn (or pay for) VIP status, you can read all the juicy details you want and adjust your review style accordingly. Some are over-the-top Penthouse letter style and others are surprisingly frank. Just write what you're comfortable with, but also keep in mind that you're basically anonymous, so you have nothing to lose and nothing to hide.

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Thanks guys.

I wish they had an example so I can see what they mean.

Reading reviews will help with writing them and will also help you to choose someone who will really give you all you can handle....several cups
Have fun
Xoxo

I can't say for sure but it could be due to the scoring system. If you give a score over 7 and don't describe the things that justified the score it might get sent back with that message.

True, no one will mistake you for Hemingway, but you get across the pros and cons of that provider in a fairly straightforward and economical way, which I much prefer over the flowery and often over wrought verses of some reviewers which, after I'm done wading through them, I'm still not exactly sure what the hell they did with her.

So, follow your own model for the next gal and see if that flies.

I would leave out the part about misgivings about other activities as it only raises red flags that may or may not be relevant.

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