A young Italian couple named Maria and Luigi got married recently. On the night of their wedding, they went upstairs to consummate their marriage. For some reason, Maria's mom is downstairs watching TV. Anyways, as they get upstairs Luigi takes off his shirt and Maria screams, then runs downstairs and says ''Mama, Mama!! Luigi took offa his shirt and he's covered in HAIRRR!!'' Her mama shook a finger at her and says, "Now Maria, you get back up the stairs and do your wifely duty!'' So she goes back upstairs and Luigi takes off his pants. She screams in shock, runs downstairs and says ''Mama, Mama!! Luigi took offa his pants he got ahair everywhere!'' and Mama says, ''Now Maria, you get up the stairs and do your wifely duty'' so she goes back up. Luigi takes off his shoe and one sock, he takes off the next one and half of his foot is missing!!! Maria runs downstairs again and says ''Mama, Mama!! Luigi's only got a foot and a half!!'' Mama says, ''Now girl, step aside.... this is a job for your Mama''....  
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