By the way, know why men pass more gas than women? Because they eat more.
Now here is an old, old story.
A fellow and his girlfriend were sitting on the front porch swing with her family dog lying on the floor under the swing.
The guy really needs the relief of getting rid of a bunch of gas, so lets a little squeak. The girl say, "Rover!"
The guy thinks, "Oh great, she thinks it was the dog." So he lets out another little squeak.
Again she says, "Rover!"
Thinking this was working just great, the guy really lets it rip.
She exclaims, "Rover, watch out or he'll poop on you!"
It sickens me when I walk into air that someone has ruined with their bowel air. Am I too sensitive? How do you feel about public farters?
". Also known as passing gas, farting, flatulence & breaking wind.
. Intestinal gas is produced by bacteria in the colon & is made up of hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide & methane, all of which are odorless. That one-of-a-kind smell comes from trace gases such as hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, indole, skatole & amino acid residues like putricine & cadaverine.
. Everybody passes gas, no exceptions.
. Air in the gastrointestinal tract must be released so the body does it wonder by burping or by passing gas through the anus while some of it gets absorbed into the blood stream & subsequently exhaled through the lungs. "
stink so bad????
If you don't pass the gas, you may spontaneously combust. If you don't believe me, ask Matt and Trey.
I thought it was little pieces of shit, blown into the air that we were smelling. I sure do learn some good stuff from this site.
And whoever denied it, supplied it.
...than keep it bottled up 'til they explode (messy)
I never seem to outgrow the joy of my farts. You'd think they would stop being a source of enjoyment as I get older but the enjoyment never fades.
So I consider myself an expert at butt music, especially how to get away with it in public.
Rule #1.....don't poop in your own backyard. Meaning.....you don't let one fly in a place where you plan to return. If you are at work, go to someone elses or an empty cube, let it fly quickly, then go back to your safe haven.
If your at a restaurant you can only do it at your own table if it is very crowded. That way you can blame it on tons of other people besides yourself.
In the car......unless you have a dog in the back seat your completely out of luck. Hold it.
By the way, know why men pass more gas than women? Because they eat more.
Now here is an old, old story.
A fellow and his girlfriend were sitting on the front porch swing with her family dog lying on the floor under the swing.
The guy really needs the relief of getting rid of a bunch of gas, so lets a little squeak. The girl say, "Rover!"
The guy thinks, "Oh great, she thinks it was the dog." So he lets out another little squeak.
Again she says, "Rover!"
Thinking this was working just great, the guy really lets it rip.
She exclaims, "Rover, watch out or he'll poop on you!"