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Re:That's a 15 inch dong, since King Kong was ten times taller than the average gorilla.
Emma Bond See my TER Reviews 2824 reads
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Well, assuming that the allure of female homo sapiens eventually palls (seriously, how much high pitched screaming from a skinny blonde can a guy take, even one as dumb as a gorilla?) Mr Kong would eventually have to find a potential Mrs Kong.  And what do you think she's going to be thinking when he whips out 'lust launcher'?   Thank god for bananas?

Or Hong Kong wang? Somebody got out the yardstick (or maybe meterstick) and concluded that Asian men bring as much meat to the sandwich as needed. But they measured soft, not hard, and didn't do any temperature control, so it probably doesn't mean much.

skisandboots3083 reads

Also, the Asian men that were "studied" all volunteered for the study.  Hard to believe the smaller, more self-conscious guys are going to volunteer for a study like this.  Therefore the results may be a bit skewed above where they ought to be for the Asian men.

freshsqueeze3318 reads

not that it matters,but i wish someone would really do a study cause i'd like to know where the stereotype comes from? studies done in the US must of had the bigger guys applying as well right jjackflash?

aboutface3935 reads

Two of the three asian men I have seen were more well endowed than almost all of the white men I have seen.

ringworld1834 reads

I am PROUD of the fact that I am small.  I get in.  Do my business.  I get out.  No one gets hurt and I am out before she knows it.  

At least I keep myself happy in this ever self-indulgent society :D

after all her G-spot is only 2 inches in

Leroy Brown1616 reads

I'll bet they don't compare to us black men.

My dad is 5'6" or 5'7" tall.  I am 5'10" tall.  There was a period of years during his childhood that he was literally on the verge of starvation.  I'm guess that if he had had better nutrition growing up, he'd probably be taller.  

Aside from innate genetic differences between individuals, environment factors such as a healthy childhood probably affect the final penis size.  

Personally, I'm quite happy with my penis size (average).  If you're penis size is at least close to average, you might want to think about more important issues such as being kind to your wife and kids.  :).

Out of about a dozen Asian men that I have had the pleasure of all but one were one the small side. The 'one' was a very nice average but I have yet to see an Asian man who has a 'King Kong Dong'. LOL

I believe that it's talent, not size, that gets the job done well. If size was necessary then fingers and tongues would never succeed ;o)

because the average gorilla penis is around 3.5cm when full erect.  (That's under a 1.5 ins for the metrically challenged)

Homo Sapiens have the largest average penis size of all the primates.

Elmer G Fudd3246 reads

BTW, Peter Jackson (the Lord of the Rings director) is doing a remake of that film, which is reputed to have been Hitler's favorite, probably at least partly because of its outrageous racism.

Dirk Bogard2609 reads

he can't seem to locate his hobbit sized dong ding...


Where's Gollum?


Tally-Ho!

Well, assuming that the allure of female homo sapiens eventually palls (seriously, how much high pitched screaming from a skinny blonde can a guy take, even one as dumb as a gorilla?) Mr Kong would eventually have to find a potential Mrs Kong.  And what do you think she's going to be thinking when he whips out 'lust launcher'?   Thank god for bananas?

Elmer G Fudd1914 reads

she plays it.  Just another screamer, or perhaps something different?....

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