POTENTIALLY or REALISTICALLY



A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"



The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.  Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."



So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"



His mother replied, "Of course I would!  We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a  great University!"



The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"



The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts???"



The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"



"Of course," the brother replied.  "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"



The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.



His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"



The boy replied, "Yes I have. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."