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apropos of nothing,,,  did you know that Sir A Conan Doyle was a medical doctor and wrote his Sherlock Holmes tales between patient appointments??

'Twas the Day After Christmas....

 

...and all thru the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the mouse, who was sitting on my kitchen floor, and happily nibbling on a pair of sparkly edible panties.... so, ummmm... let me explain...

 

...As was my custom each year, with my lovely Father Claus, we've had another adventure, as to give,  such a pause,  

 

...and as I mused for a bit, still awaking from sleep,  and knowing just how, (wow) I had been fucked,  for sure and really certain,  and so merrily,  deep... :)

 

...so it began with a call, that had come, the day before,  ...from my Dear Father Christmas, reaching his Favorite, most Flavorite, & most naughty, little whore...

 

For several years past,  I had snuck into his stables, & sneaking a ride with him,  and then of course, turning the tables...  

 

...we had for many years now, naughtily danced,  and fucked one another,  across the skies, while he joyfully bellowed, fucked me,  & spooged me, with a gleeful twinkle,  in his eyes...  

 

...but THIS year was different, as I soon came to find,  and as it turns out,  I did certainly *not* mind...  

 

...So the day before, I received such a ring,  that it made my phone all a clatter,  
and one of his elves (kind of a cutiepie) said simply,  "just stay at home, and await, to be splattered"...  

 

..so my dear Father Elf, such a joyfully naughty fellow, had decided to come get *me* this year, cause his schedule, was simply,  just a little,  too scattered...  

 

...so I waited and i wondered, til' I could no longer awake, and sure enough, magical snows, had begun, to quietly flake...

 

...and about midnight or so, I awoke and heard such a sound, as it made my hips tingle, and my heart give a pound...

 

...and there, right before me, in my room, real as ever, was the big naughty elf Santa, just as horny as ever...  

 
...I began to speak words, of affection and praise, yet he shushed me with a finger, and with another hand raised...  

 
...he made a quick motion, to the door of my room, distracting me, then within just a second, i heard a loud 'boom'...  

 
...and before i could say, or even know what the racket, he'd shot a huge snowy blast on my my face, and then proceeded, to track it...  

 
...all over my lips, my breast, and my stomach...
...then he magically flipped me right over, and began to just deeply, plumb it...  

 
...first slowly and gentle, and then faster still, till i heard his voice raise, in a deep drumming thrill -  

 
...the names of his reindeer, his elves, and his wife, he shouted, & joyfully pounded me, as if this were the last, of his life...

 

...he came, and he blew,  many times magically filled me,  till i thought i would burst, and it orgasmically chilled me....  

 

.....and i trembled in spurts, to my buns and my waist,  
and he soaked me in elven glee... and he laid me, and nailed me, till i knew i could taste it...

 

...then he turned me back over, and gently he said, "my dear sweet sexy twiff Angela, now I'll face fuck you, instead".... and he did, and he laughed, and he chortled with glee, as he proceeded to fill the other end, of most naughty,  little me...

 

...then slowly he stopped, while still rock hard & stiff, put his lips to my ear, and softly said "i must  
shortly be going, my sexy & sultry little twiff "...

 

i started to moan and to beg him for more, but he shushed me again, and he said one thing more... "of all the naughty girls, that i've known in the world, you are by far the one, that just makes me toes curled,"...    

 
..."so i've lovingly arranged another gift, on this cold snowy night, as i must be a flyin' soon away,  
throughout all the night"....  

 

...and then i just whispered, in trembling desire "what is that, my dear old naughty friend?", and he replied rather mystically,  "just await, and soon, you'll have far more than you can handle,  all over, AND at *both* ends"...  

 

...he then gave me a soft kiss, warming me on my cheek, and a tip of his hat, and a naughty elven grin, which i'd never seen, not one, quite like that...  

 

...then out the near window,  he ably bounded...

 
,,,and i heard off in the distance, as he rode away out of sight, "Can't wait to see you next year, and you have a GOOOOD night, and enjoy being pounded !!!"      

 

...and before i arose, and could quite clearly think, the room filled with tall Elven men, and women, and just in the time,  that my eyes barely blinked....  

 
...beautiful they were, the men tall, all aglowing with joy, and the girls, oh my god, were just as beautiful, and as magical, and clearly dressed, to employ...

 
...and then the rest of my night passed, in a sparkled orgasmic haze, as they all took me, and had me, and gave me their full attention of gently raping me, in their many amazing Elvish ways...  

 
...and they filled me with their juices, their magic, and their glee, and filled me up with so much sex, that i could barely, even see....  

 
...they rolled me and they pulled me, they spun me around, they held me on airstreams as gentle as a cloud, they sucked me, and fucked me, and all took me as they wished....  

 
....one after another, and then again and again.... holy shit, my dear god, they made what a dish!  

 
...their cream was so sweet like ambrosia, & tight dripping smooth Elven cunts, just like the morning dew....  

 

....while i began to hope to myself, that they would never, not ever, stop, nor be through...  

 

..they showed me their secrets, and desires, oh so bright, and though the whole night, all i could do was to let them, throughout all of my house, and they continued, aright !

 

...they all kissed me so sweetly, it made my heart ache, pulse, and pound, and one last time they all astrode me, and fucked me, and then kissed me, on my soaking hot and stiffly burning little mounds...

 
...so before morning came, they gently whispered in my ears, this was the most special gift they had also been given, in many, many, long years....  

 

...in a blink and flash,  a bright sparkle & magical hazes, they softly faded from my room, and left me just a wondering, in the most amazingly beautiful, of a soaked, and wonderfully sex filled of dazes...

 

....and so, now that morning, as i gently awoke, to the sound of the little mouse, now nibbling on panties, that would *anyone's* mouth, burst quickly into flames, or at very least,  smoke... :)

 

...and shortly on my floor, as i danced, and twirled, full of glee, a single soft thought,  came a'running, through me...  

 

...my dear sweet oldest friend, a most naughty Elf indeed, have given me the best gift of the holidays & left me filled, with his whole Elven family's seed....  

 

...what an honor, and pleasure, and an unbelievable thing, and as always, filled me with such joys for the New Year coming, that it makes me wish to sing !

 
...so warmly, yet sadly, till next year, i must wait,  

...for my dear naughty Father Christmas, and our next awesomely naughty date.

 

Hope Everyone Had a Warmly Sexy, Wonderful, and safe Holidays, and is off into the beginning of an Excellent New Year !!!

   

Till our next awesomely Sexy Holiday adventures.... Have a Great Year, Everyone !!!

 
:)

 
TheAngelaGirl

 



-- Modified on 1/11/2014 2:32:31 PM

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apropos of nothing,,,  did you know that Sir A Conan Doyle was a medical doctor and wrote his Sherlock Holmes tales between patient appointments??

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