I for one consider him a big boob.

How about this one...

Blonde girl keeps running out of the house to the mail box.  Opens it in a hurry, looks in, and with a puzzled look on her face, closes the mailbox and goes back into the house empty handed.  Her neighbor next door, doing some lawn work, happens to see her do this for the third time in the last five minutes.  When the blonde girl comes racing out the house for the fourth time, he asks her why she keeps checking the mailbox.  She answers that her computer keeps telling her "you got mail".

I am blonde myself, but I still love blonde jokes.

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke. Three women signed up for the race -- a Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette.

After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up onto the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled onto the beach in second place.

Nearly 4 hours later, the Brunette finally stumbled ashore and collapsed in front of the worried crowd. Several journalists surrounded her and asked why it had taken so long for her to finish the race.

"Well, I don't want to sound like a sore loser," she said. "But I'm pretty sure those two other girls were using their arms."