Escort to perfumer at Department Store Fragrance counter:

Escort: "I'm looking for a fragrance that will draw men to me"

Perfumer: "Try this, it's called 'Come to Me' and it's enhanced with women's pheromones"

Escort: (after spritzing a waft onto her dainty wrist) ..."hmmmm.... that's funny...it sure doesn't smell like cum to me!"

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