Posted By: BikerInWA
I'll be attending DefCon the last weekend in July.  Last year I saw three providers while I was there and had a pretty good time, although things never really did seem to click with any of them.  I'm a fairly shy person, and have the body of a 43yo software engineer that has had a steady diet of cheetos and pizza pockets.  I can easily afford the majority of providers I've seen reviews for, I'm just not the usual old-dude-in-a-suit kind of guy that I think most of the higher-end providers are looking for (I don't even own a suit).

So my question is, when I read "available for upscale gentlemen", that really isn't me, is it?  I don't feel as though I would fit into that category.  

Oh, and another question - are there any really hot, really geeky providers out there that know what Defcon is?-- if so I'd like your number.