This is not an erotic joke......but, it's funny, none-the-less.   Enjoy........Gordon


A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.  The clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.  The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart, bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of Nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to.

A Nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board, loaded with several forms and a pen.  She asked him, "How are you going to pay for this treatment..??"

"Do you have health insurance..??" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The Nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank..??"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments..??," asked the irritated Nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister and, she is a Nun."

The Nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nun's are not spinsters..!!  Nun's are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect.  Send the bill to my brother-in-law."