This joke has been around for many years......but I've never seen it on TER boards.  So.....for those of you who've never heard this one before........      Enjoy........Gordon


This man went into a night-club and saw a gorgeous honey, sitting by herself at the bar.  He asked her to dance.

She agreed and they took to the dance floor, for a slow one.

While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, "You really smell terrific.  What's that you have on..??"

The flattered girl told him, it was Chanel #5.

Then, wishing to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too.  What is it, that you have on..??"

"Well, I've got a hard-on.  But I didn't think you could smell it." he replied.