Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
> smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut
> off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
> >
> > Lady 1: What's that?
> >
> > Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> >
> > Lady 1: Where did you get it?
> >
> > Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
> >
> > The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
> announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
> >
> > The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,
> after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she
> prefers.
> >
> > "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
> >
> > The pharmacist fainted
> >