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There should be a new term. AMPEregular_smile
seeker234 6 Reviews 8399 reads
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I just got back from San Francisco and one of my favorite things about the city is the abundance of AMP's (Asian Massage Parlors)  What I like about these is the way the sessions go.  Sure I go for the FS but I seriously get a better massage/chiro than at expensive day spas.  It would be great to see this type of service defined I'd propose the AMPE like i've seen GFE or PSE. This would entail the usual tease massage, FS then afterwords the remaining hour of serious quality full body massage with some bone cracking.  Man they were pulling on legs and folding me up into all kinds of positions to get things unwound.  Hard to be tense aftwerwards.

webslavedude7789 reads

I looked into bringing ladies from Thailand over here to provide just that service - sort of globalization at work, just like our buddies running the big corps do.  unfortunately, while there is no law against doing this for massage, there is a big law against doing it for.... well you know....

But hey, I think it would be worth it just to get an inexpensive a$$-kicking massage!  it takes about 2 hours of man-hands just to get me relaxed, but somehow these crazy spinners are up to the task....

What I don't get is how do they all know not only how to massage but to stretch and crack just like the chiro?  At first I was nervous, what if something went wrong?  That would be a bitch to explain at home.

webslavedude7698 reads

the paramedics finding you tied up like a pretzel, legs behind your head... then having to explain to folks how you threw your back out..

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