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The Key To Her Heart

Posted 4/28/2012 at 8:37:38 AM


John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

John says, "Well, give me some examples."

Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is.....if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover.  That isn't for me.  The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced.  That isn't for me either."

Then Jill asked, "Honey, how do you unlock your door..??"

John replied, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."



And.......so it goes..!!


 

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