I only look at this board once a week or so.  Always look for New Battery for the best jokes...... Sampler


Dear Sampler:

Your kind words flow like honey, when it's in the Bear....but at the end of it's life.  Just a slow.....drip, drip, drip.  It's so nice to hear that, Sampler.  Even if it's only occasionally.  Sometimes the bad bears like to rip me a new asshole......but I guess that's to be expected when one's humor can tend to get a little spicy at times.  

You're the best...........Gordon


Here' a little joke......just for YOU..!!


I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job..??"

I turned around and walked back out, and never went back.

My husband didn't say a word....he knew better.