If my complete and utter bullshit doesn't do it...I'm gonna have to attempt something else.
Let me go get a pizza and come up with something.
Is it just me, or does anyone else find the euphemism "spilling a cup" in TER reviews seem increasingly ludicrous? Why not call a spade a spade, or a cum a cum?
Catapulting Urethra Plasmasol.
I'd rather say "Cup" than keep saying
"Catapulting Urethra Plasmasol"
The reviews wouldn't flow as well either:
"I shot my Catapulting Urethra Plasmasol all over her sweet face with emphasis on the catapult!"
Hey, Jock... Is that true? MA
It's all true.
just need the thread so it sticks...
If my complete and utter bullshit doesn't do it...I'm gonna have to attempt something else.
Let me go get a pizza and come up with something.
Is there a TER/JP euphemisms for dummies book.....????
When they happen, but that is a story for another day. I end up reading between the lines when checking reviews and normally don't get hung up on terms.
And we all want to come up with a clever term for sexual things, and sometimes it ends up ludicrous. But remember, some libertine genius coined the term "come" to begin with. It was a euphemism once itself.
My problem with "spilling the cup" is: in its original meaning, spilling a cup is **never** something you want to do; it's a disaster, right? Whereas during sex, there might not be bad timing for it, but having the orgasm "spilling the cup" at the right time is normally the guy's goal all along.
The term also has ribald comparisons to the "drinking problem" from the movie "Airplane." So, I don't like it either.
/Zin