...dearest Karrie, I will remove my tin foil helmet.
Come and take me.
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Here, from government experts, are 10 warning signs that the provider you've picked up is a sinister space babe:
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to collect sperm samples to repopulate their species...
OMG! How many are going to look like Spinner39?
Nothing gives away an alien like the blurry face. Everybody knows that.
Yes Lex I am an alian, here to suck and fuck you all dry.......................
Proof I am one I have the blur on my face.....
On second thoughts...
Lead me to be taken!
Cheers!
...dearest Karrie, I will remove my tin foil helmet.
Come and take me.
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furiously handsome butt and drapes behind your left knee that gives you away as an space alien.
So says the FBI.
But your legs are the give-away. Those are not of this earth!
/Zin
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But what if they're here to take us all over, Invader-style? How many aliens are now masquerading as hobbyists?
This, I think, is a clue to all those gymnastic reviews. Only an alien could climax four times in thirty minutes.
that is funny, I wondered if I was an alien, but then I read item 10 and since I'm a buttlove type of girl I see that I'm not an alien. (Note to self; raise rates because you're the genuine article).
Aut.
She must be one of the ones who's fighting the alien hookers.
There's a plot of a really good porn movie brewing in my mind about this.
/Zin
Last time she visited my planet, she gave me some serious tounge lashings.. Oh the scars will last forever.
Few alien hookers can resist that...
So, I know your friendly, despite your blurry face and perfectly engineered legs.
However, if your face *is* blurry in person, I'm out the door.
/Zin