Tired of striking out with all the traveling pinch hitters on TER????...        
         
 Let's hit a homerun together(well... me FIRST, a few times, then you)...          
         
 In the world of pleasure I'm the Willie Mays of satisfaction... Don't believe me???? Check out my scouting report and get back to me!!!!!        
         
 I'll be near AT&T Park, for the hottest, naughtiest Spring Training sessions you wood has everrrrrrr seen....        
         
 Oh, I'm bringing a friend, Jordan knightley!! I brought her up from the grapefruit league just for y'all to enjoy...sHE IS THE BEST ROOKIE CLOSER I'VE EVER SEEN....        
         
 See you at the batting cages soon my fun friends....        
         
 email me for details on personal one-on-one scouting sessions, or two-on-ones, if you are looking to add new Home Run hitters to your roster...  [email protected]      
         
 My season schedule is below, in case you wanna follw me around the country, to sign your all your balls!(hehe)                              
               
  Gotta run, it's the 7th inning stretch.... see you soon...xoxo                                
                                     
           
           
DALLAS--5/26-6/8          
               DC--6/9-6/12  
                Boston---6/14-16      
       
DALLAS--6/17-6/23      
             Vacation---6/24-6/26      
   
DALLAS--7/1-7/8
               Vacation--7/9-7/11    
             Tampa--7/12-7/14      
       
DALLAS--7/15-7/22  
              San Francisco--7/22-7/25      
             San Diego --7/26-7/29      
   
DALLAS--7/30- 8/11
             DC---8/12-8/15
             Boston---8/15-1