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Early Warning! Chicago's Busty, Kinky Cupcake Erin Black in Seattle Apr 26-May 1!
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In my little bakery, you can have your cake and eat it, too!

When that sweet tooth hits you, there's little else that can satisfy that craving.You're sure of what you want, and you know it has to be decadent, soft, colorful, and fulfilling; something you can really sink your teeth into and truly enjoy. Cupcakes always do the trick for me! The fluffy, sweet frosting on top of soft, decadent cake.

Can't you just taste it?

Are you curious about all of this and want to make sure you're ready for a full-size cupcake? A Sweet Indulgence will be perfect for you! Maybe you're looking for a new twist on a classic experience. In that case, a Vanilla Funfetti Cupcake is just what you need. Maybe you're ready to step outside of your routine, and try something completely new. We can customize a Create-Your-Own-Cupcake together! Are you in the mood to explore? Let's go on a Cupcake Walk and have an adventure!

Please be sure to read my website thoroughly for descriptions and rates!

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So, you know about the cupcake offerings, but what about the cupcake herself? Here's a little bit about me, so you know what you're getting into.

I’m an extroverted introvert, lover of puns and laughter, and an erotic adventure enthusiast. I’m a high/low hedonist, and love to imbibe champagne alongside fried chicken. Reposado tequilas, scotches aged in sherry barrels, bourbons aged in port barrels, dark chocolate, La Colombe coffee, and West Coast oysters are just a few of my favorite indulgences. I spent over 15 years in the hospitality industry, and I've done it all from washing dishes to managing beverage programs and even winning national cocktail competitions. Having an introductory Sommelier certification helps make me one of the best hosts you'll ever encounter; I'll always be able to pair your drinks perfectly with your dinner.  

I’m proud to hail from Cleveland, but Chicago is definitely home. I absolutely love my city, and should you want to adventure though it, I make a pretty great tour guide.  Whether you’re into history, food and drink, or art and architecture, I’ve got you covered.  

My daily uniform of all-black with boots to match often times reveals some of the tattoo work that I’ve been acquiring since my teenaged years. In private, I’m more than happy to share their stories and let you trace them with your fingertips; I’m a complete sucker for being touched and held.  My favorite tattoo, you ask? Cherry pie that’s tattooed on my left foot. Ask me about it if you’re curious!  My hair is always short, and normally a pastel blonde that you'll have to brush out of my eyes.  Please, rub the back of my head! It feels great for both of us.  

My photos are current, accurate and speak for themselves, but if you like descriptive words, "statuesque," " Rubenesque," and "Amazonian" all work for me. I’m the opposite of diminutive, standing 5’10” in flat feet. My legs are long and lean, and I take my strength training, cycling, and yoga practice pretty seriously.

 For those looking for a brief summary, I'm a curvy, bbw, nerdy, down-to-earth, tattooed, verified, educated, reputable, reviewed, kinky, busty, experienced, newbie friendly, no rush, friendly, enthusiastic, open-minded, playful lady!

 Screening is mandatory. I happily take P411 and other forms of verification, including references from other select providers. I am also newbie friendly, and happily take other alternative screening methods.  

I want to be your new favorite indulgence and can't wait to meet!

xo,

Erin Black

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