OK picture John Belushi from Animal house in his Toga outfit. Now picture him with stocking, heels and a tight bra. Yep, that's me....
Ok so here I am. I go to this new girl (name is eralavent to the story) and I believe she is a decent looking girl. She is not Milan or Jane Marie but easy to look at. I'm an in and out guy. Like doing my business and get out. Well I giving my best BBBJ and happen to look in the mirror. I see the girls face is totally uncaring. She could be watching 60 minutes or doing laundry, that's how interested she is. I think to myself, "Self, let's give this girl the best BBBJ she ever had. When I get done she will cum at least 4 good ounces." I start working like my life depended on it. I'm using tongue, no teeth, have my hand going and I look up and think ok her face has got to be all twisted up and ready to erupt like a volcano.
Nothing.....!
I'm pretty sure she was going over taxes in her head and thinking what she can claim on her W4. She exchanged positions and she gave me a pretty good BBBJ and I blew in her hand. She was nice and I cleaned up and left. I got to thinking on the way home. I just paid $$.5 to give someone a BBJ. I'm wishing I got paid to have someone do that to me. Shit I'd never leave my house. OK, I thought I'll do it. I'll dress up and put out an ad. I got home, dressed up and put on my best outfit. I took a picture and looked at it. Brrrut, I think I just threw up in my mouth. I looked like one of those girls DOG puts out in his threads.
Anyways good hunting and have fun. Just be glad I didn't put out an ad.
After you go the CD route, I would still bet you'd get countless calls asking that question regardless of the drag queen nightmare vision presented in your ad. Why not try it just for laughs! After all it wouldn't be any worse than some of the ads already out there. LOL
OK picture John Belushi from Animal house in his Toga outfit. Now picture him with stocking, heels and a tight bra. Yep, that's me....
Maybe I'm a sociopath, but I have absolutely no problem treating another person like an object for my gratification. Her head could fall off her shoulders while I'm blowing her and as long as she stays hard, I'm good. For me, seeing escorts is about my enjoyment, not theirs. If she doesn't like it, that's on her. It's generally more fun if she does and I am more than happy to do things to please a girl, but it doesn't make that big a difference to me as long as she's compliant. I can't blame a girl for daydreaming at work either. I do it myself sometimes.
I remember talking about something like this with u last time I was in Chicago. We had a nice chuckle about it. "Her head can fall off her shoulders" "as long as she stays hard". Good stuff. LoL
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