Oh, the Humanity!
Like the old "Far Side" comic, where the donut shop owner is looking at his balance sheet and going "Dang! What's going on? I'm missing $400 of goods a week!" And the employee behind him looks to be about 400 pounds.
/Zin
be on the lookout for crumbs in the police cars...
Good call on bringing up that Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson. It was the first thing I thought of. Krispy Cremes are evil, my friends, evil I tell you!!!