I'm no spring chicken myself, but, have been told that I act like a teenager. I may be an old soul, but I feel much younger. You are only as old, as you feel.

Will, I change my ways anytime soon.....Hell No, I'm having way too much fun!

Take your date out for a drink and have fun

Kelly~

Snowblind:

It's time for you to do a SLEP (Service Life Extension Program)

You haven't lived until you have had both your Significant Other
AND your Provider conspire to do a makeover on you!

Start with some exercise and a better diet (lay off the junk food and snacks), GET OFF THE SAUCE for a while ( I love my Absolut & tonic as much as anyone) and get ready....

I have a pretty cool GF (I'm 50-something, she's early 40's)
and we BOTH hobby, so getting her together with my provider
was not an issue... but boy the rest of it was...

First to go was my entire wardrobe...literally. You would have thought Carson Kressley (QE4TSG) had ripped though my closet
and just discarded everything. Then with the Goodwill boxes packed with all my old favorite things, and me dressed in the only presentable shirt and jeans I had left, it was off to
Nordstroms, Then Macy's, finally winding up at Men's wearhouse  
for what my ladies called "acceptable casual clothing".

After racking up some 5K on my credit cards, the gals then proceeded to take me to my GF's stylist. After having a
$50 style job, they then said - it's time to get rid of the
grey! I told them "Grey means Distinguished" to which provider
baby girl said "Nah-it just makes you look OLD".

After tinting my hair a shade approximating that of shoe-polish brown, it was out of the salon and next door to the day spa,
where a facial peel, clay masks and a SEAWEED WRAP awaited me.
Leaving me at the Spa, they then liberated me from my Lexus
and my Platinum visa, saying "we'll be back for you later"...

Two hours later, feeling naked without either my credit cards or car, I was thinking that they had conspired to rip me off!!
Going to the spa front desk, I inquired about payment and the lady said " A Ms XXX (GF) has already paid"....

Just then the cellphone rang and up comes the Lexus with
provider girl behind the wheel. She said "get in you are going with me to (names a hotel where I had done several outcalls)
for the outcall of your life"......

She dropped me in the lobby with my cellphone and said "we'll call you when we're ready" and disappeared into the elevator.
Twenty minutes later the phone rang with GF baby girl giving me the room number...

I walked into the hotel's HONEYMOON suite...with the lights low,
the jacuzzi bubbling, champagne and three glasses on ice, and both ladies in Victoria's Secret's finest....

The next morning (12 hours and two room service meals for three
later).. I left a very happy and thrilled guy. GF girl wants me to write the "review"... so VIP's watch this space....

Best birthday present I ever had....

MR

Hey, brudda...you may have seen your share of hard days, but you always come up with new ways of seeing things with humor and with insight.  You need to feel the wind on your face more often, surround yourself with people who make you laugh as much as you make us laugh, and take yourself to some different places every now and then, places that will both make you see new ideas and at the same time appreciate who you are again.

Age?  What the hell is age?

I’m going to lick the jar!

Perhaps...

you are old enough to know better and young enough to do it again... and again...and again.

At age 18 I could pass for 40.  At some college parties friends of mine would introduce me as another student's father and almost everyone believed it.  The good news is that now that I am 50 I don't look a day older than 65.  LOL.  

Looking at this in a positive way if the ladies think you are actually sixty you will seem like one virile stud for someone that age.  And all of us have to go with who we are and what we have so just make the most of it.

Have fun!