Wantats thanks for your reply. It's nice to see a list of functional girls. I understand that it could be me that doesn't make her hard. But when a girl is stroking her limp cock and there is no sign of life down there. I tend to believe she is not functional. I guess we need a term other than functional to describe a Tgirl's tool. When I spend good $$$ money I expect what is advertised otherwise she should make it up with a BBBJ/CIM for not delivering.
I like reading the reviews for entertainment but they all seem to be embelished.
I have seen Toni Tease in Los angeles motel near Universal City
Lola Malone in Los Angeles hotel by the Beverly Center
Angelica at her place 4th floor near Hollywood
I gave the location so anyone who saw them in Los angeles recently knows that I know what I am talking about
Toni Tease is the only one that has come close to her reviews she does have a fully functional cock that gets hard.
In general All these Tgirl listings say "Fully Functional" I take that as meaning the cock gets hard not that I can urinate and it functions as a penis.
The Tgirl cock size is always overated it seems that the measurement is taken from the asshole to the tip of the cock.
Not a true measurement. Why say versatile when your cock doesn't get hard. If your a bottom say so your only doing yourself and your customer a disservice.
Though this is an alias I am using I have been generous to these girls by not stating that they have LIMP DICKS in my reviews of them. They do this for a living so I will not be negative in my review and hurt them financially. But honeasty would be nice
I figure a person coming to this board is more serious than an review only reader.
So if you guys know of any Hot girls that actually get hard tell me.
Whats up with TS Dior No reviews and shes been around for a while.
There are alot of legitimate reasons that a gurl cannot get hard. I have heard alot of them.
"Sorry but...
I have already cum today."
I just had my hormone shot."
Then there are those that say that they usually get hard but that it is up to me whether they get hard or not. This is the lastest and the most effective because it plays on the inadequacies of the hobbyist. "I get hard if you can get me excited enough to get hard." Therefore if I don't get hard it is your fault and not mine.
Bottom line is that it is a competitive business and if a gurl says that she is 6" she will lose business to the gurl who calls it 8". Someone who advertises as bottom only will lose business to a gurl who advertises as fully functional. In the long run you will find out that a gurl is never "fully functional" but it may cost you $400 to find out.
I see alot of gurls and I have found out the ones that can deliver on the "fully functional" advertisement. I never take it personally if they can't "get excited" enough. I don't get angry if the 10" fully functional turns out to be 4" semi hard. But I never go back and I write an honest review with their legitimate excuse. I try not to slam them but I do try to post the facts. That's what this board is for.
So in conclusion here is my list of "fully functional." I am sure this will not be complete because it is only a list of the gurls I have been with.
*disclaimer-this list is not to be taken as an endorsement or promise of functionality because they may have just gotten their hormone shot, or they may have just cum, or maybe it is just you.
Wendy Williams
Ednita
Nicki Sweet
Stepanie Cummings
Ivory
Cassandra
Doly
Mistress Donja
Then here is a list of functional gurls who did not finish;
India Fox
Johanna B
Antonella Holmes
Lisa Moore
NoHealani
Monica
Guizella
Paulina Anderson (SF)
India Fox
Kimberly Devine
Suzie Q
Keira
Honey Love
Valerie Bonita
Samantha
Victoria
Tara
Michelle (SD)
Treasure (Tampa)
Niki Cox
The late Jennifer
and Silvia Boots
So what do you mean by 'did not finish'? I can verify that Paulina Anderson is functional and can top. Some of the others in your bottom list are porn stars and top in their videos.
Sorry for the confusion. Everyone on my lists were able to top. By finish I mean they came in my presence and there was evidence to that effect. I don't, by any means, say that they can't just did not in my presence for whatever reason. For example Johanna B has been in many videos where she came buckets yet never finished for me but fucked the crap out of me (figuratively.) Sylvia Boots was one of the best tops I know but would never cum for me because she had so many other people to see. This is not a negative just a recollection of my experiences. I have seen over 150 gurls so in a way this is the short list.
-- Modified on 3/18/2005 3:48:24 PM
Finally, we learn the truth about Wantats. He let's it slip that he's seen 150 T-gurls.
All this time, he's been masquerading as an asthete -- a low-libido occasional hobbiest -- pretending he's only seen about 75 T-gurls (out of his 93 reviews). Now we know better. He's a horny devil.
Just was wondering Treasure of Tampa advertises 12". YOU've seen Her . IS She really 12" or anywhere like it ...10 " ?? 11" ???
Wantats thanks for your reply. It's nice to see a list of functional girls. I understand that it could be me that doesn't make her hard. But when a girl is stroking her limp cock and there is no sign of life down there. I tend to believe she is not functional. I guess we need a term other than functional to describe a Tgirl's tool. When I spend good $$$ money I expect what is advertised otherwise she should make it up with a BBBJ/CIM for not delivering.
You know quarter erect, half erect, raging hard-on, and the occassional limp. I have seen a few gurls for five to six years now and all but one has dissappointed me from time to time. I guess it is just the nature of the game.
Hey Wantats,
I was looking for info on TS Taryn and came up on a previous post of yours. It has a list of so really hot girls.
Which girls on this list would be a Good Top or according to Hustler be a Raging Hard On.
Lola Malone is HOTT but her tool would rate 1/4 erect but she is an EXCELLENT Bottom
Thanks
Hey sully,
I am imagining that you must be a model or something. I figure I am a seven on a good day and I would be proud to have any of these gurls on my arm. To each their own and I would never tell you that we all like the same things. I would just like to go on the record to say these gurls give me serious wood.
http://eros-la.com/files/hs-ashleigh3.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-saigon1.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-skyla3.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-itzel1.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-tgirls1-ivy1.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-stephanie40.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-erica26-cristina1.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-giselle21.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-seren1.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-bambi9.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/ny-carmen9.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-prisila1.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-atasha1.htm
http://eros-la.com/files/la-taryn2.htm
-- Modified on 3/10/2004 10:13:04 PM
You know that it seems that extreme femininity and functionality are not complimentary. The only ones that I think would be fully functional are Ivy and Gisselle. But I don't have experience with either.
Carla Perez of San Fran, who travels about half the time, is an all-time champ. In a morning appointment, after she came, she was back topping in only a few minutes -- about the same recovery time as a guy her age. She says she comes six times a day, on average. Coming (har!) to a city near you: tscarla.com