THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT!!
It's that time again here in The Old Pueblo.
Thats right Boys and Girls it's time again for the
2015 Tucson Gem, Mineral and Fossil Show!
Literally hundreds of thousands of people will be coming in an out of town for the next couple weeks for this show. You can find everything from super high end diamonds scattered out all over a bed in  a hotel room at the Hilton, hundreds of tents on every street corner selling jewelry, to big geodes you can walk through.
The point I'm trying to make her GIRLS; is Tucson, for 2 weeks will not be this sleepy little desert oasis  typically inhabited by only U of A students, Snowbirds, Cyclists in training, retirees, and SoCal transplants like myself.  But it will be filled with THOUSANDS of people including HORNY GUYS with CA$H in their pockets. Are you picking up what Im laying down yet?  That's right, a target rich environment for you girls to get your fill of chasers with a whole lot of discretionary income. AND you can pick up some cool jewelry and trinkets while your here. And I'm not just talking about cheesy fake turquoise indian jewelry. There really is a lot of nice high end stuff at good prices. I know because my wife spends more than a few bucks every year.
I for one would certainly appreciate it if some of you beauties would come and bless us with your presence. Then we could bless you with our presents…

But you better act fast. Hotel rates are going up and space is limited.

 
http://www.visittucson.org/events/gem-show