Not quite over the top....but pretty dirty dirty dirty. Slurp.
I was mulling over various experiences I've had in the hobby for about 7 seconds this morning, and realized that there is one obvious cliche that I've never experienced:
One used to read in bad pulp porn novels, or highbrow stuff that aspired to pulp, and one sometimes sees in porn flicks, the lady panting and crying out a series of superlatives: "Oh, you tiger! Oh, give me that steam engine! What a man! What a superman! Stuff that hot rod into my juicy quim!"
Now I've had lots of dirty talk, but nothing like this over-the-top, straight-out-of-Terry-Southern stuff.
Others?
Uh- I think perhaps a lady needs to be fully in the throes of passion to spout that stuff. Most of the ladies we discuss here, are professionals who can put a bit of themselves into entertainment we pay for, but seldom the whole enchilada...
Not quite those words....dirtier actually.
Gem Starr loves to talk dirty....it really turns her on.
Could you honestly maintain your composure if someone said stuff like that to you? I would think you'd laugh so hard you'd have to stop! I think I tend to say some over-the-top things, but I have to be seriously inspired. 
Nothing worse, I would think, than saying things like that and not meaning them.
I have experienced this - oddly enough while visiting your own fair city, about two years ago. To be fair, she was a visiting provider, from Philadelphia.
I don't remember her exact words, but they were a distraction. What I remember most vividly was that she would also begin writhing and moaning in ecstasy the moment I would merely touch any part of her body. I "lost my concentration" more than once that evening!
Not quite over the top....but pretty dirty dirty dirty. Slurp.
I thought she was retiring- methinks your review will go unseen.
Just post it here JP, or at least let us know when you write it so we can PM you for it. I have read EVERY thing Sedona or any hobbyist has written about her in the last 600 days.........She will go on for years after this retirement. I am sure she will pop in from time to time, least she said she would, to enlighten us, the lost remnant of her fans...........
Ireland of all places...so you can PM me if you want.
I LOVE to hear really naughty things come out of a girl's mouth as the excitement and intensity of an encounter builds, but, in my experience, when it's all out intensity/orgasm time, the REALLY hot girls are either pretty silent or just scream/moan.
I find the "oh my God, you're so hot" at big O time talk to be almost always contrived and rehearsed. Give me a silent girl who leaves finger marks on your biceps anytime.
By the way, for you lovers of the hot talkers who mean it, here are a few you might like to see:
Gemini Starr
Ava Devine
Anna Malle
Avalon Rose
Have fun,
Jacksonlips
The quiet ones are unique, the screamers are cool and the dirty talkers at times embarrass me or make me laugh depends on the conditions. I once knew a total hotty who once you saddled up and ready to rock would tell you to " Take that tight p---y" and the first couple of times I held my comments and then one time she really yelled it and I turned away and said "Where is it, is somebody here ?" and starting laughing.We saw each other until her unfortunate retirement a few months later, sometimes humor is the best form of communication. Ah Yes, the quiet ones who's breathing gets shallow and quick and the muscles slowly tense under your fingertips and the goosebumps rise and then the long rolling orgasm, these are my favorites because they are into it as much as I am. I get so tuned in to whomever I'm with that the dirty talking if whispered is extremely hot, but that's just me.
Heh, didn't know Gandalf was a hobbiest!
Thanks for thinking of me..... Purrrrrrrrrrr..........
Doesn't do anything for me unless it's real. When it's faked, it takes away from the experience and I probably wouldn't visit that provider again.
One of my favorite experiences still has to be with a great girl who seemed to be cheering me on; looks me right in the eye and devilshly encouraging with the words "get it!,yeah!, get that pussy!". It fit right into the moment and was just part of her personality. However, on the other hand, I concur with others that some ladies try too hard, acting as though they are going to cum just moments after penetration. I may be good but I know I'm not that good. I agree that this, talking dirty, must be something she is naturally into and at least somewhat feels, it is difficult to fake and not have an over the top porn star acting quality about it. I appreciate the effort though.
talk dirty to me, mr.man
Some women, almost all of whom are bi or gay, really get into that, almost like they are fucking themselves.
Or if you're in a threesome fucking their girlfriend, they really get into identifying with you - "Yeah, fuck her good!"
Freud was right about penis envy, LOL.
I also had the pleasure of seeing Gem Star...
My review speaks for itself...
But when the passion and pleasure of the moment takes hold of one's erogenous zones...
Its awfully tough to get creative and think up some long rambling but poignant stimulating dirty talk...impossible, as the "little head" is marching to a different beat altogether; so instead you get three or four word dictation which is generally preceded by "talk dirty to me, you slut"...or something slightly more obscene.( the more obscene... the better...lol)
Cheers!
-- Modified on 9/3/2004 8:42:26 AM
A few years back, I had a German girl writhe and moan beneath me with lots of Ja! Ja! Ja! superlatives while wrapping her legs around me, all of which was pretty exciting. But then, as we neared climax, she began a long oration in my ear with a stream of high-pitched Deutsch. I think she was either talking dirty to me or planning on invading Poland. Either way, it got the job done!
I literally burst out laughing at that one! Great job...