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This is in Australia!

"..when he realised that she was dead, he freaked out and drove away."
What a champ.

But not when the rescuer drove away.  

I agree with Sedona.  What a Champ.

-- Modified on 8/23/2004 5:37:27 PM


There they said that she had a blood alcohol level exceeding three time the legal limit for driving in Australia.  It's unknown, but he was probably about that drunk, too.  

No, I don't think it was oral sex that killed her.  Some things are just too stupid to try.

/Zin

There is a question at the bottom of this article asking you to rate this "joke". Doesn't seem to be real, folks...

Actually, about 16-17 years ago, where I live there was a woman found dead on the side of a rural road.  The cause of death of death was asphyxiation and she was found to have abrasions on the inside of her throat.  Seems she had been on a date with a local gent, who (not to be mean) was on the "slow" side, but obviously was rather well endowed.  He was enjoying himself and was holding her head down there and choked her.  When he found she was unresponsive he freaked and kicked her body out of the car.

I couldn't believe it when I read it in the local paper.

but if I were the woman, and this kind of thing was happening to me; I'd bite down with my teeth and twist his nuts with both hands just has hard as I could.  I would think that would send a signal to even those who are slow OR drunk.  I'm nothing if not subtle.

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