Today's best unintended(?) mindblower:

On the back of Penthouse is a JVC car stereo ad. The inside of the back cover is an ad for our favorite community.  Now the cool part is that the little spinner on the JVC ad is Liz Phair whose new album has a killer song called     HWC ...."It's the fountain of youth, it's the meaning of life, so hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite! Give me your hot white come. Give me your hot white come."

For about an hour this morning I just stood there flipping the page back and forth trying to figure out who I was gonna give my hot white cum to. And then I passed out.