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Lady Rose 11406 reads
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To all my fellow providers,

Does it never cease to amaze you the way some just men have with words?  I received this email yesterday and these are the kind of responses that truly make my heart melt.  Why, with continuing emails with this depth I shall surely never retire from the business.

The sonnet goes as follows:

"can i get a blow job or eat you out when we meet or do you not provide those
services what can i get if i pay for an hour with you. please write back
ASAP thanks"

Related Link: http://www.lady-rose.com

Magnum15608 reads

bwaaahahahahahahahahahaha

It's not amazing, just sad, sad, sad sheesh

The appropriate answer, 'No, why would you think I would ever do anything like that for a fee. I believe that may be illegal, officer. But, I have a sheep that will provide those services for free, which to the best of my knowledge is legal, depending on your intrepetation of MSPCA guidelines.'

How do you ladies put up with this.

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Bosman7710999 reads

Magnum that's insult to sheep...lol

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Aphrodisia11219 reads

I was JUST emailed by a "gentleman" ( and I use the term loosely) who was recommended by another provider, because I would see him for $100 an hour.

Email me or call me Rose..

Lilly

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Melanie Love10599 reads

Lilly, Rose, and some of the other girls. I was speaking with a gentleman (loosely) online, and he knew that I couldn't meet up with him today. He offended Lilly and probably some of you, by putting words in my mouth by suggesting that he could see you all for cheaper, which WAS NOT THE DAMN CASE! Those who know me, know that I always refer guys to other girl's when I am unable to meet with the, for I may NOT be their cuppa tea, or I am home sick, etc. Girls, you should know me better than anyone, and know that whatever is said between me and a gent who is seeking someone else, that I am NOT crude or rude and will NOT put up with a guy speaking to any provider in that way. If I knew that he was going to be like that, I would have told him to "F" off. When reading an email from a gent, and he is coming off in that manner, and being suggestive, remember that I am NOT privy  to what he is saying to you, and that there is 2 sides to every story, and that when I do have gents see other girls, I do that because I am a nice person :)

Thanks.

Melinda.

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Aphrodisia8214 reads

I just received a lovely emaily from Magnum, my good friend.  He is correct when he states that there are many men out there trying to take advantage of us.  Not to worry MEL.  This guy is a jerk, and obviously looking for a free deal.  I apprecaite your email to me and hope you recieved the response I sent to him!

xoxo

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Melanie Love10117 reads

I just felt that an apology was in order to all of you, just incase, everyone else got the same email, he had sent to you. It just really bugs me, because I could have met up with this asswipe, and been in for trouble (bad manners, rudeness, and being crude) with him. I just hope that all the girl's do read this post, so they can be aware of him, as well :) Lilly, thank you again for understanding, you are a gem :)

Love,

Mel :)

p.s.

I will still continue to refer guys to all of you lovely beauties out there! :) Lets keep the sista'hood alive ;)

-- Modified on 6/21/2003 11:26:06 AM

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Aphrodisia9475 reads

As well you SHOULD refer..I do the same.  For all you gentlemen out there, the women in this community are very tight - knit, and with the exception of a very few, we always publicly voice our views and contact oneanother.  I think that is what makes the Boston Board so special!

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Melanie Love8410 reads

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Lady Rose10164 reads

I know you would never send someone sleezy to us Mel so don't even think of apologizing. Some people (on both sides) will try to pull fast ones occasionally and I think anyone who knows what they are doing knows enough to weed thru the crap. There are certainly enough "true gentlemen" out there that really do keep me in this business and enough for sheep for the others...love that one Magnum!.  

A sense of humor is a must especially in this profession.  

Rose
xoxo

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Melanie Love10280 reads

smoooooochhhhes, all over that body of yours..purrr ;)

Mel ;)

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clarence379061 reads

yes, all over that body of hers :) and i'll have the pictures soon to prove it!

rose, i did not realize you enjoyed that form of poetry so much... and here i was trying to come up with a flowery sonnet, along the lines of "my love is like a red, red rose..."

how about "my love is like a runny nose..."
no, wait, i got it: "my love is like a long, pink hose"

rose, i think you should make a date with the guy. then get in touch with our friend's ugly ex-husband, you know who i mean, and somehow get him to the hotel room to take your place on the date. talk about your bait & switch :-)

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Melanie Love11963 reads

But, I will be in Worcester again on  Tuesday, for a rematch with the lovely Rose ;) purrrrrrrrrrrr lol



-- Modified on 6/22/2003 7:44:13 AM

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luv_women7962 reads

...and let me tell you, she has a wonderfully kissable body.


-- Modified on 6/24/2003 7:45:08 AM

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dc511393 reads

Thanks for a good laugh, Lady Rose, and for the instructional material.  I now know so much more than I did about how to charm a lady by putting my most sensitive feelings into words.

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Rickbethel9259 reads

One of the ladies in the Twin Cities had this to say about a slightly different topic.

"I would like to say that you pay for time!!  Nothing more nothing less.  If I decide in that time I want to play scrabble thats what will happen."

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channimal9718 reads

I had something funny to say, but the sheer stupidity of the person who sent you that email has dumbfounded me.

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Lady Rose9599 reads

Trust me I had plenty of things go thru my mind in response to that email but was dumbfounded as well.  There were just too many comeback to choose from.  Regarding the Scrabble comment that game is obviously way too advanced for this clown.  I think "Go Fish" is more like it.

Rose  :)

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