facilities is quite fascinating. I have a friend who has one and it was hilarious helping him 'hide' her in a storage facility. We had her covered in a blanket and it took 2 guys to carry her in. They looked like they were hiding a dead body! LOL
there is just no sub for the real thing........
If you were stuffed inside her..!!!!! No way would I own one without a pulse. And I'm sure the flavor would be disapointing....
From their website FAQ:
REALDOLL's nipples can withstand approximately 400% elongation before tearing.
And lotsa other fun and useful info too. Makes for a good read, LOL
I went the whole way and bought one of those custom made
"Real Dolls" with the full internal skelleton, surgical silicone flesh etc etc. so life-like I have had providers actually run down my stairs screaming thinking there was a comatose woman in the spare bedroom. As I said they are ordered to your personal specifications so naturally she is my ideal of beauty. at 120lbs of dead weight she casn pose a problem when I need to move her and there are no friends around to help.
Beautiful as she is there is no life or response from her so sadly after spending $6,000.00 on her in hopes of managing my entertainment costs I still find myself spending $$$ "ordering out" for providers on a regular basis.
There is no substitue for a real living, breathing woman. I've seen the traditional blow up dolls and the "Real Doll" (although I have never used either). If that is what your into, go for it.
In my book, there is not now or ever, a substitue for the real thing. The warmth of the womans body, the beauty of there femine form, the cute jestures, even the obnoxious behavior at times; how can you not love it.
That's like asking Jennifer Aniston to whip out her boobies.
So diaperman, have you ever tried to Read the Art of War, with a six pounds of your own filth strapped to your behind?
Remember everything said here is admissable, and yet easily deniable in court.
What kind of name is diaperman anyway? Are you attempting to muscle in on my plans of world domination or are you just an overgrown buffoon?
Presently, I am working on a plan to inject a smart gene into beef jerky, that will stop people from watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
Well, I was going to offer something hopeful, and inspiring to all you beautiful faceless drones in the dark out there, but I just got and private message from netmichelle, and it's a sizzler! Bye bye!
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Diaperman was obviously cut from the same cloth (pun intended) as Jockeypants.
Besides, Stewie...your doll Sally was the inspiration for the Police song. Stewie and Sally, sitting in a tree...
Neener neener.
P.S. I asked J.A. to whip out her boobies...but Brad Pitt whipped out his schlong instead. Story of my life.
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.. return my mind control device, or be destroyed!
They had the factory where these are manufactured featured on an episode on Real Sex a while ago. I thought it was very interesting.
Diapey baby, how could you do this to me??? You gave up my latex goodies for anal love? Im still waiting for you in the dumpster on South Street. Ta Ta
It's fiction, of course.
If the guy has only "heard" it's cold in St. Pete, he definitely did not marry a girl from there.
I almost married a girl from St. Petersburg. Despite popular myth, there is no such thing as a real "mail order bride", not from Russia anyway.
First of all to apply for a fiance visa you have to supply BIC (it has not been INS for a long time) with "proof of existing relationship". That means, among other things, a dated photo of you and the girl standing arm in arm with onion dome cathedral spires featured prominantly in the background.
Second, you have to sign an affadavit of support that says that you are financially responsible for her presence in this country - for 10 yes that's right TEN years. You don't just "drop her off at INS" - not after having signed an affadavit of support that's enforceable for ten years, LOL.
If you decide not to marry, you take her to the airport, and make d@$# sure she gets on that plane. Then you file notice with BIC immediately that both parties honored the terms of her visa so you can have your file closed and obligations released.
Plus diaperman would have had to qualify for the income minimums in the first place, LOL.
My blow up doll looks a lot like Paris Hilton with her mouth like this: O
Maybe diaperman has not been St peters in the winter.Maybe diaperman owns a diaper company. It's only 10 g's and the service in NY does all the paper.They also Setup a convention you must attend in St peters. You drop her off at the ICE office. You have year and half period after marring her to do this . When she gets here you have 45 days to marry her. You must be thinking about the mail order sheep you order. So don't piss in my face and tell me its raining
Sorry, that's just not the way it works.
First of all, you have 90 days after she gets here to marry, not 45 days. And if you don't marry, you are responsible for flying her back home. What? Do you think you just drop her off at your local immigration office and BIC hands out one way air fares back to Russia?
Unless she committed a crimne, it is not a deportation. Her visa expires and she leaves by her (rather your) means, not the governments.
If you marry, you file for an adjustment of status. 2 years after that she applies for a green card, which is issued at the 3 year mark.
If you marry and divorce her within the first two years, you have to go through state divorce court same as any other married couple.
During that time if you can convince someone she committed visa fraud, she goes home because she does not have full immigration status yet. But that rarely happens because visa fraud consists "Hey, she married me to get to the US!". To which the authorities respond "No s$%t Shelock. Of course that's why she married you. And you married her, so now you take care of her".
So you pay spousal support etc and she stays as a legal alien in practically all cases.
If you had kids with her she stays by default, because the children are full US citizens, mothers have custody rights, and no judge is going send her back to Russia because no judge is going to send young children who are US citizens to Russia to live with their mother.
After 3 years she has a green card, is a fully legal immigrant, and can do whatever she wants.
Hey diaperman, I think it's raining, LOL
She looks like an absolute doll and all I need to do is act like I “own her” and she blows up about twice a week…does that qualify?
Did I mention how precious you are to me honey…??? Lol
SM
Remember the Twilight zone where a guy is sent to prison alone on a distant planet, but was given a lady robot? Ok, a bit better than a blow up doll. So he falls in love with her (it). Then has his sentence commuted. They come to pick him up, but can't take the doll back too, so they just shoot her (it). Nearly broke my heart too. She (it) was hot! Anyway, I stick to flesh and blood providers.
She was tired of playing chess alone, and wanted company SOO BADLY!
If only porn could meet that standard of eroticism and beauty.
-SR
This blow-up doll idea is strange to me, I don’t get it.
After you blow it up, the pieces scatter everywhere and it’s hard to put it back together again, right?
So what’s the point? Or am I missing something?
my Mommy found it, took it away and made me sit in time out for two hours and that was just yesterday. Sometimes I don't like Mommy very much........................
Earlier someone mentioned a solid doll sequence shown on HBO. The segment I saw started with a woman giving head to this errect cock, quite clearly photographed on HBO!. Then, as the camera pulled back, you saw it was a male doll and not 'real'.
It's the same company that makes the solid girls.
For a minute I thought hard porn had crossed over.
Not yet.
