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scampr 21 Reviews 3180 reads
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Too fuckin' funny.  Though I know this is a broad unfair generalization it is true just often enough to make a guy say "Hey I know that girl!!!"


We are all sisters in this profession and we all must abide by the following rules:

MAKING A DATE
1.  Book as many dates as you can, even if you probably wont keep some of them.
2.  It is not necessary to write them down, you can remember them.
3.  Double booking is admirable.
4.  On the dates you decide not to keep, DO NOT call or email them to cancel.
5.   If for some reason you need a date, you can contact the client you dumped  and tell him one if the following reasons why you could not keep the date:  auto accident, had to help out a relative of friend, you had cell phone or computer problems and could not contact him to cancel.      

BEFORE DATE
1.  DO NOT arrive on time, be at least a half an hour late, one hour is preferable.
2   DO NOT bother to  write down direction, you will get lost anyway.
3.  If you do decide to call and tell the client you will be late, DO NOT call them before the time you were supposed to arrive.
4.  Suggested reasons for saying why you were late:  car trouble, had to help out a relative or friend, traffic, got lost.

ON DATE
1.  Never call a client by their name, you might use the wrong one, use a generic name, “sweetie” is preferred.
2.  Remember to practice beforehand your fake moans, pleasure facial expressions and  orgasms.
3.  Tell the client your favorite position is doggie, that way you wont have to look at them during sex.  
4.  Avoid eye contact whenever possible. The suggested ways to do this is to keep your eyes closed, or have your hair cover your face.
5.  Don’t shave your pussy to often,  stubble is good and might deter the clients from too much contact.  

Remember:
1.  Flaky is good.
2.  The clock revolves around your schedule.
3.  All men are created equal:  horney and gullible.  

If you are an organized, punctual, and reliable person, you are not provider material.

Too fuckin' funny.  Though I know this is a broad unfair generalization it is true just often enough to make a guy say "Hey I know that girl!!!"

It was pretty funny and yes it is a very broad generalization but unfortunately, many operate just like the handbook suggests. Joke aside, it makes me upset at the ones who do because there are lots of us are working really hard to please our guys. I am proud of the service I offer. It's shame not everyone feels the same way and treats it like a cash cow. You guys deserve our best not our least.

Sincerely,
Anneke

If I don't feel good or have worked to hard at my day job then I will not take anyone. I feel if i can't give my best then i will not give. With the fun you guys bring into my life i am glad i can give something back..BE-GOOD-I-TRY-TO sassy

The only one I've come across more than once is the name one..."sweetie"s not a bad substitute but I prefer..."steamin' hot lover butt"
 If a gal can make me believe "steamin' hot lover butt" she's got a special gift for b.s. that I'll admire.
 But I like my real name and I love when the lady uses it, particularly if she's gonna take the time to screen me and find it out.  My last lady friends have gotten to know me off the TER board so I get a lot of "JP" and "Panty Boy" and "Judas, you're a fuzzy one" until they get to know me, then I guess my real name sticks easier.
 Otherwise call me "steamin' hot lover butt".  Or "uber-affectionate one"  or "Shane"

 P.S.  Anneke, I like your site.

Arizona Angel4276 reads

You forgot these

avoid kissing and BBJs-
              as you just don't do that sort of thing

upcharge upcharge upcharge-
              everything extra costs extra

Act snobbish, rude, superior, or disgusted with your clients-
              Heck you are doing them a favor... remember
              they called you not the other way around...

Make sure your location is a mess... always-
              this will discourage them from staying too long

Always answer your phone no matter what-
              You absolutely cannot miss the next client or the
              oh so important call from your GF/BF

Also make sure to place a rather large clock on the nightstand
(if you are on an outcall bring one with you)-
              when time is up it is up... who cares if he is
              in midstride... if he got that far he can pay
              extra to stay longer or he stuck around way to
              long anyways. (Also as a note you can even set
              the alarm to go off...this is usually good to
              disrupt the mood)

deetaylor1725 reads

This is too funny! I laughed so hard I cried...Thanks for the post.

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