Anyone ever have a negative thing to say about this provider?
Haven't you heard the one about the traveling salesman visiting the whorehouse?
He goes in and requests the madam to pair him up with the oldest, ugliest, meanest woman there.
Shocked she asks "Sir aren't you interested in the finest we have to offer?"
He replies "Mam, I'm not horny, I'm homesick"
badum-CHING.......
Alright give me a break. It's a slow day
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