I know a lot of you don't post on the boards, but, I suspect you do read them. This is primarily directed at you, because I can't message each of you independently.  

So to the silent segment of this site located in Ohio, who frequent massage/body rub providers:  

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PLEASE re-evaluate your standards.

Look, I don't mean you can't like a chubby girl, or an old lady, or a TS - we all like different things, variety is the spice of life, etc... I mean that you should up your service requirements and expectations. Even for Body Rubs.  

I keep reading these disappointed reviews of girls giving body rubs and HJs and dudes giving them 6's and 7's. I don't care how HOT she is, that's rip-off country. Sure, give her a high looks rating, if you must. Be honest. But performance being lack-luster deserves a lower rating. Only doing a HJ, deserves a lower rating. I don't care how good her "hand-pussy" was.

6s and 7s are positive ratings. If you give a girl that rating, yet you are complaining about the whole experience (except her looks), something's wrong.

Okay, I get that some of you might be happy just to let a hot girl touch your dick with her hand, but come on! I can give myself a better hand-job than any lady, ever. Years of practice, many times a day, every day. And it's fucking FREE.  

Some guys write reviews and the girl didn't even do an HJ. Or it is mechanical. WHY are your standards so low? Why are you not giving them 2's and 3's? This is a site about erotic services - sex, blow jobs, kissing, etc... a mediocre hand job is like milking a cow. Even if she's hot, is that sexy enough to pay for?

You could honestly beg on the street for HJ and probably get someone to do it. I don't even think having a dude do it would be THAT gay. I mean, sure, it's a little bit gay, but nothing you couldn't shake off afterward. That's how meh a hand job is.

Guys will say: She delivered as promised, etc...

Well you know what? Unless she's a LMT, and her photos are not sexual at all, the default "promise" is at minimum a blow job. I have nothing against any providers who do their thing and I don't have a problem with any pricing structure that is up-front about what is involved. I don't care how much you want to charge. But the "standard" isn't a HJ. Maybe at an AMP it is, but if she advertises with no clothes on, or very little clothes on, then she's selling her body.  

If there's a picture of her hands, then sure, that's what she's selling.

But otherwise, if she doesn't provide at least a bj on the first visit (not after you get to know her or become a regular) then you are playing yourself if you think she didn't rip you off. I don't care how hot she was, or hot nice she was, or how happy you were when you walked out the door just to have your little fella played with.

I just think there should be some sort of understanding here that most guys want more than what they got in middle school. Grow the hell up and fuck someone. And if YOU are happy with a HJ, maybe be self-aware enough to factor in that most guys would expect more.  

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