Hello,
I am writing to inquire about the availability of a dancer or masseuse for a bachelor party on Saturday, July 21, at a hotel in Providence, RI. The specific time is TBD, but expect it to be late in the evening, after most of the guests have gone home.

Please write me at [email protected]. I know the address is stuipd, it was the most absurd one I could come up with.

I will provide you with any and all details you reqest.