"she needs fifty dollahs to make you holla...she gets PAID to do the wild thing!"
Of course, that was before the Net... :P
1. Have you ever had intercourse? Y or N (5pts)
2. Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm Y or N (5 pts),
Receiving Y or N (5pts)
3. Licked an ass? Y or N (5pts)
4. Had your ass licked? Y or N (5pts)
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? Y or N (10pts)
6. Swallowed Cum? Y or N (5pts)
7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM? Y or N (5pts)
8. Had anal sex? Y or N (5pts)
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? Y or N (5pts)
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? Y or N (10pts)
11. Squirted from oral or made someone squirt? Y or N (5pts)
12. Had sex with someone of the same sex? Y or N (5pts)
13. Did a threesome? Y or N (5pts)
14. Did a foursome? Y or N (5pts)
15. Been in an Orgy? Y or N (5pts)
16. Been in a gangbang? Y or N (5pts)
17. Had sex in public? Y or N (5pts)
18. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? Y or N (10pts)
19. Had your toes licked or sucked? Y or N (5pts)
20. Licked or sucked someone's toes? Y or N (5pts)
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? Y
or N (10pts)
22. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? Y
or N (10pts)
23. Had cyber sex or phone sex? Y or N (5pts)
Reached an orgasm?
Y or N (5pts)
24. Watched porn? Y or N (5pts)
25. Bought a dirty magazine? Y or N (5pts)
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net? Y or N (5pts)
27. Let someone video tape you having sex? Y or N (5pts)
28. Had sex without protection? Y or N (5pts)
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial? Y
or N (5pts)
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? Y or N (10pts)
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? Y or N (10pts)
32. Had sex with a friend's significant other? Y or N (10pts)
33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative? Y or
N (10pts)
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Y or N (5pts)
35. Made someone pass out from sex? Y or N (10pts)
36. Tasted your own cum? Y or N (5pts)
37. Masturbated? Y or N (5pts), Let someone watch you? Y or N
(5pts)
38. Ever showed you naked on cam? Y or N (5pts)
39. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
Y or N (10pts)
40 Been ate or eaten someone? Y or N (10pts)
41. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Y or N (10pts)
42. Had sex in a vehicle? Y or N (5pts)
43. Been caught having sex? Y or N (5pts)
44. Paid for sex? Y or N (5pts)
45. Used toys during sex? Y or N (5pts)
Used food? Y or N (5pts)
46. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? Y or N (5pts)
47. Ever been dominated in bed? Y or N (5pts)
48. Ever had a wet dream? Y or N (5pts)
49. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? Y or N (5pts)
50. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? Y or N (5pts)
51. Had sex with someone you didn't know their name? Y or N (10pts)
Scoring..
0 - 50 Average man or woman (need to be a little more adventurous)
51 - 100 Beginner Freak (keep up the good work)
101 - 150 Big Freak (your heading in the right direction)
151 - 200 Professional Freak (you could charge for your
services)
201 - 250 King or Queen Freak (others will never forget you)
251 - 296 over SUPER FREAK (you could write the book, teach the class,
and hang the certificate on your wall)
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-- Modified on 8/4/2004 6:23:11 PM
UT OH guess I'm a freak......
HEY wait thats not a bad thing!!!!!!
RED
I got 210. Did I add wrong? Because the scoring list only goes to 200.
Just remembered that my answer to #32 is yes (he wanted to watch while I did it with his wife, so I wasn't betraying a friend or anything). That was my one experience of actually doing it with a woman, and I was really nervous about it, but I have to admit that she was really good.
So, my score is 220, but you're still a slut, MSD. 
Looks, like I'm a Super Freak! 
Yeeehh Haaaa!
Only got a 120, I'm very disappointed
180 BABY!!! Guess I'm not as sheltered and uneducated sexually as I thought. lol
Fun questions to answer.
Future Gigolo,
Jimbo
to help me reach 250?
don't bogart the limelight! :P
I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Dave Chapelle is awesome baybee- but you are a treasure....
I know you "assisted" on at least 20 of mine. My score's 170 now. I'm shocked!
/Zin
what?!?!?!
Or did he pebble the snatch?
I am so confused............................
-- Modified on 8/6/2004 9:37:16 AM
Hey I already knew I was Big Freak! But I actually though I was too vanilla.
BTW how does ate/eaten differ from oral?
I guess I am a proto-freak
"she needs fifty dollahs to make you holla...she gets PAID to do the wild thing!"
Of course, that was before the Net... :P
three fitty did not scan!
I must admit that I score in the 240 area, some of the items I had to answer honestly to were performed a while ago when I was younger. Now as I'm a little older, a little wiser, a little longer and last sometimes too long I still have the tendencies to be as Luscious Laurel stated - A Slut, what can I say.
in scoring: what's your civilian score? What's your provider score? It could possibly answer that age-old question: is sex with providers wilder and more diverse than sex with civilians? Or is it in fact less exciting?
And Yes! Providers! Consider this marketing tool: get your clients to tote up their scores with you. I can see it now on the websites: "Median score of my clients' experiences with me on the Sedona Standardized Freak Test is 224.5. Cum join the fun!"
add the points for the yes, or the NO! LOL!
-- Modified on 8/4/2004 7:17:35 PM
The Fashionistas last week (see link below).
I can't help but wonder how John Stagliano, Rocco Siffredi, Belladonna, and Taylor St. Claire would score on the quiz. Even more to the point, I wonder what questions they would say should be ADDED to the list.
I do know that in the film about making the film (on the extra's DVD) Taylor says that she would really like to have done Rocco with a strap-on. Apparently, there were a few places that even John Stagliano wasn't prepared to go with the film.
He is in a mainstream French movie just being released now, too...forget the name. I think it is directed by Catherine Brillault, who directed him in "Romance". He plays a gay man. Hmmm...maybe it WAS Stag's issue after all!
My score? Classified information--only revealed to those who have a need to know and a willingness to help me boost my numbers, LOL
At least I'm not a virtual virgin, I'm in double digits but did manage to cross the threshold into the beginner category.
Do I get bonus points for baring my soul so publicly?
Perhaps I'm just a late bloomer Very late!
Suffice it to say that if I'm not to be relegated to the Freak
Hall of Shame I'm in need of some serious(sensual) instruction.
Sedona you started this--let's see your numbers!
5 years ago I would have had to be slotted as a newbie freak.
Three things I haven't done or wish to do...screw my SO's brothers, if they were cute, maybe. I think you should allow me to say yes to that one though because I did a father and two sons this year (review posted LOL).
Never going to put my excrement upon someone or accept others, ewwww. And, I've never paid for sex, but I'm not a man.
Other than that, bring it on baby! They'll never believe me when I'm old and lost my mind telling these stories in the nursing home.
She's a very kinky girl...
The kind you can't take home to mama...
That was great fun, thanks Sedona!