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Re: Penis
AZartguy 85 Reviews 532 reads
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I think he was joking... but there are countries where 5 inches is probably on the large side...
sorry india, greece, brazil, saudi arabia -- and especially south korea

http://freakonomics.com/2011/07/15/for-economic-growth-does-penis-size-matter-more-than-political-system/

I love all the reviews that the guys brag about their oral skills. For the most part I wonder if the ladies are like "that fucker just fumbled around my Pussy for like 3 minutes like a blind retard."

That would be like a lady pre-judging a grow'er just because he's not a show'er  

Meaning, I am almost always pleasantly surprised if not amazed :D

-- Modified on 9/16/2014 10:57:33 AM

I've been more than pleasantly surprised and satisfied ;)  

Posted By: AzChub
I'm glad to hear that.

That's like taking a lady to McDonalds for dinner versus taking her to a 5 star restaurant for a leisurely dining experience. And if she has any specific preferences or needs, hopefully she would pass those on to the chef. Then again, she may decide that she doesn't care for the service anyway.

To take that analogy a step further. I've been to expensive restaurants that just suck and you can't wait for it to end.

Good point.  Although as long as she gets to the sucking part I guess all is well.

The few times I've dined at the y with a provider I'm positive she enjoyed my oral skills.  I've nearly been suffocated by a providers thighs so that's a phenomenal indication for me. Not to mention focusing on her breathing and the way her body reacts to certain things will tell you all you need to know.

If you look at a lot of the reviews on TER, you gotta believe the ladies here are very lucky to have access to the abundance of extraordinary lovers that proliferate the hobby... they really should be paying US!  (lol) I have always been amused at the guys who review here and brag about making the lady "O" 2 or 3 times (oral or otherwise) -- just assume they are delusional... but I admit, it IS good entertaining comedy none the less.
 
Even funnier, are the ones that say something like: "'I'm pretty huge, so she was worried" or "She brought out the Magnums, but they are really tight on my extra-large member..."  

My opinion -  If you gotta brag about it - I assume you're over compensating for some inferiority issues - kinda' like the guys who have vanity plates on their car that say "BG STUD", "ROCKER" or "TUFF1", etc... ummm - no you're not! (But you ARE funny...)
 

Posted By: AzChub
I love all the reviews that the guys brag about their oral skills. For the most part I wonder if the ladies are like "that fucker just fumbled around my Pussy for like 3 minutes like a blind retard."

They always tell me that my cock has a nice head?

Are they saying something about my 5" giant cock?

Whenever I encounter a penis, I am automatically drawn to something about it... head, girth, hardness, length, the beautiful balls. I will ALWAYS find something desireable about it.

Is it hard to fathom that a lady might find your head appetizing & comment as such?  

Believe it or not, there are genuine ladies & gentlemen in the Hobby who actually say what they mean & mean what they say :)

From your posts it seems like you are maybe transferring some insecurities you may have about yourself & applying them to everyone else.  With more positivity about those things I think you will find it easier to accept such a compliment!  That is only my opinion though. I apologize if I am, in fact, completely misjudging your sarcasm!

XoXo
Caramel

I think he was joking... but there are countries where 5 inches is probably on the large side...
sorry india, greece, brazil, saudi arabia -- and especially south korea

http://freakonomics.com/2011/07/15/for-economic-growth-does-penis-size-matter-more-than-political-system/

I was being humorous but like most guys I would have liked a 10 inch wiener.

Forgive my fail.  I sometimes forget that not everything is so serious :

I think their saying your giant 5" cock has a nice head... and with the head being 3 or 4 inches - you could extrapolate that they are saying you have a ginormous 9 inch trouser snake...!  

Posted By: AzChub
They always tell me that my cock has a nice head?  
   
 Are they saying something about my 5" giant cock?

One time I was beginning a session with a lady in the living room with a glass of wine and some conversation. I asked her if she enjoyed anal,,and she responded by saying " only if the guy's cock was not too big or thick,,,if he's somewhat small it can be enjoyable for me ". Then we had a second glass of wine and retired to the bedroom.

As we moved from one thing to the next she asked me if I'd like to fuck her in the ass.

I began laughing my ass off. Not sure if she ever made the connection between her two comments.

Bahahahahaha that is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh

Posted By: WAS
One time I was beginning a session with a lady in the living room with a glass of wine and some conversation. I asked her if she enjoyed anal,,and she responded by saying " only if the guy's cock was not too big or thick,,,if he's somewhat small it can be enjoyable for me ". Then we had a second glass of wine and retired to the bedroom.  
   
 As we moved from one thing to the next she asked me if I'd like to fuck her in the ass.  
   
 I began laughing my ass off. Not sure if she ever made the connection between her two comments.

that WAS funny - lol - thx for sharing

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