We ladies certainly do get our fair share of scam artists & when time permits, I like to screw with them (Mods: I hope this in particular is permitted since there are no names, addresses, etc)...
GUY (claiming to be from the US):Thank you for the respond.Your service suits what i have been looking for.Based on your service i have decided to book your service for a night.Concerning the payment iam presently not in the country ,i am in UK on a business trip as im a very busy man.I have a travel agency that take care of my travelling arrangement(ticket & hotel reservation,insurance and picks up).So i will like to ask you if you accept to be payed with Money Order or a certified check as an overdraft payment.The payment will be issued out in your name,Which you will deduct your money and send the remaining balance of the fund to my travel agency via western union so that they can arrange for my trip to the states.I will want you to forward the following information to me if you accept my offer.
full name:
address:
city:
state:
country:
zipcode:
phone or cell number:
Regards
MY GRACIOUS RESPONSE:
I accept only rolls of quarters, upfront, in person, fitted neatly into a knee-sock. This way if you give me any trouble, I will beat you senseless with the sock, take the rest of your money, & leave you unconscious in your underwear. I anticipate your reply
But just in case we're relapsing....my response to a "tell me your fantasy" request while simultaneously dealing with an emergency (yes, the requester was aware of the situation at hand).
So.....I gleefully shared my fantasy:
"Turning my incredibly wealthy, condiment peddling sugar daddy into a completely submissive cuckolded husband that will satisfy all my sexual cravings, manage all the mundane chores of my life, allow me to sleep with whomever I wish, subject himself to any amount of humiliation I desire, and of course, love me unconditionally.
Mmmm...I'm wet just thinking of it as I stare at hospital bed pan across from my bed."
Please keep us posted of any comical response or other inane compositions.
Now let's get back to the doom and gloom of Phoenix hobby life!
P. S. Do you accept Bitcoin? LOL
If you know this scam then disregard.
This is an old scam, it's the i will send you a check for $$$$ you deposit keep half and Send me half.
The check is deposited and bounces after about 5 working days, as soon as you have the check in hand they then pressure you to send them there half, big pressure. Happened to a friend of mine, I suggested she wait 7 working days and she did sure enough the check bounced.
Perfect response.... too funny -e-
BITCOIN...
From what I have been able to deduce...BITCOIN is the online currency of pushers and pimps!
But then again I am not hip to all this modern IT bs
Xxx
Maddy
So.....I gleefully shared my fantasy:
"Turning my incredibly wealthy, condiment peddling sugar daddy into a completely submissive cuckolded husband that will satisfy all my sexual cravings, manage all the mundane chores of my life, allow me to sleep with whomever I wish, subject himself to any amount of humiliation I desire, and of course, love me unconditionally.
Mmmm...I'm wet just thinking of it as I stare at hospital bed pan across from my bed."
Please keep us posted of any comical response or other inane compositions.
Now let's get back to the doom and gloom of Phoenix hobby life!
P. S. Do you accept Bitcoin? LOL!
Darlin', you truly are THE funniest female I know! Some of the wit that comes out of your mouth makes me almost pee myself! Probably b/c you just come right out & say the shit that people only think. You know, if this gig ever gets boring to you, you should give stand-up a whirl... we need more good female comedians.
So did you hear from this guy again? Thinkin' if he was truly that oblivious to your situation, then you will likely hear from him again, & I'll bet you really look forward to that don't you?? :o
But if he perceived actual reality at the time of his request, though proceeded anyway, well then he likely won't inquire again b/c he's terrified of you now, heee hee!! Either way... stupidity or no compassion, I can never bring myself to meet such a tool b/c it usually results in them appearing more sane on paper. Was he at least literate with such an audacious request? B/c mssgs like that from those who aren't,,, are even more fun to mess withll (Aren't I a stinker?
Note to self: Never give K a roll of coins. She may mistaken for role playing fantasy of her own
Omg!! I don't know what part was funnier - his letter or your response. Either way thank you for a much needed giggle today
Em