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Squirting..........Titties..........and Adult Friend Finder..........Part Three
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(Part Two posted Monday, 7/19)
   Chapter Six: His experiment in the mountains having proved successful, Dr. Mammary decides to shift his focus to the valley.  Dr. Mammary travels to Costco, coming out with industrial sized packages of AA and C batteries.  He then reaches into his tool box, admiringly taking out the “tools of his trade” ....  Pocket Rocket .... Mr. Rabbit .... Tiger Stripes ....  
   Chapter Seven:  Various experiments, wearing out several sets of batteries.  Mr. Rabbit yields the most notable results: Start with rotation inside .... turn on vibrating balls at opening .... last but not least, switch on twitching rabbit ears for love button ....
The Lady’s reaction?  “WOW .... This had to have been invented by a woman!!!”
   Chapter Eight: Dr. Mammary is back in his laboratory, pacing back and forth, a heavy rain banging against the windows, thunder and lightning heard and seen....  He is on the internet....reviewing WebMd....Article says “Eat more vegetables”.  He yells, “That’s It!!”, walks to the blackboard and writes .....  “ORGANIC”.
   Chapter Nine: Dr. Mammary is walking out of a somewhat familiar looking supermarket, but the sign above reads, “Food4Less, Sex4More”.  Back in the laboratory, he adds Mr. Cucumber to his tool box.
   Chapter Ten: Dr. Mammary finds that rapid thrusting utilizing tools while the Lady is on her back increase her pleasure.  Nerves down here are obviously being awakened.  Then, one day, Dr. Mammary is using Tiger Stripes, an ordinary $18 hard plastic and straight vibrator.  Vibrator motor is not turned on, but Dr. Mammary’s arm is, increasing the rapidity of the in-and-out movement.  He adds a little verbal cheering, “That’s It.....Oh Yea....” as the intensity of her pleasure increases.  Then, it’s Beaumont Texas....the gusher....Mother Earth spews forth.  
   Epilogue: Gusher can be reproduced, but not necessarily every time.  Take-It-Or-Leave-It Lady is now the Oh-God Lady.  All this results in, for me, a so far once-only experience.  I do not recall what preceded this grand finale....We’re in missionary, my “batteries” apparently fully charged....a moan comes from deep inside her....”f***ck me!!!”.....her eyes start to roll back into her head....the moan becomes deeper and louder....F********CK MEEEEE!!!!”  
   Unfortunately, other matters have caused me to end that story and move on.
   Moral of the story: 1) Adult Friend Finder did produce one result; communication with 10-15 other ladies failed to produce anything.  2) If a lady does not receive intense pleasure from breast and nipple stimulation, she should not give up until she finds someone willing to devote extended and loving attention to them.  (Episode 10 of my “Exploring Chi Chi’s in Tijuana”, from last week: after my giving a 20-30 minute complete body massage, the senorita started writhing as I gently massaged her breasts....her orgasms promptly started after I began sucking on her nipples.)  3) Squirting is extremely erotic.  If the lady always urinates before sex, then if urine is naturally part of the fluid (science still not sure?), it will be minimal.  4)For Men: Women by nature usually give more than they receive.  Learn to give a massage.  Book two hours; spend the first 20-30 minutes giving her a massage.  Your effort will probably be rewarded.  I have never been disappointed....though I have wished I could have booked more than two hours.
   The Next Production:  Any women interested in playing Lois Lane in MAMMARY MAN???
   Episode 11 of Exploring Chi Chi’s in Tijuana: one of you senoritas will be experiencing the “hands of good will” extending across the border!

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