Perhaps she can wear a crotchless apron, bake hash brownies and wear red lipstick. That would be a swith, eh?
Hugs,
Ciara
Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart to be one of the hottest women on the planet? Just caught her on Larry King Live.
I have this vision of myself as a man and Martha welcoming me into her home in Connecticut dressed in a cotton long sleeve blouse and long floral skirt. The house smells like tea and fresh baked muffins the TV is on for background noise and everything is in its place. On the couch, she would ease my worries with her smooth voice and we would talk about my day at work and her time in the slammer.
She appears to be such a goodie two shoes, proper and articulate. I have this feeling she'd take a big one right up the A** and that I'd be on the only one she'd give it to. She would be my GFE with naughty extras. If I was a man, these are the things I'd look for in a woman.
You are late : ). Sam Waksal is doing Martha and her daughter Alexis. I bet the whole house is quite freaky. My sentence for Martha is to tie her to a 6-Burner Viking and have her cook for the homeless of NY and NJ. Slaving a way in a apron and nightie... sure she would take one up the A$$ for a price. How about a few good stock tips while she is in prison?
yeah, i'm talkin to you, heather 
even conceding the possibility that she might be an unexpected firecracker in the sack, pillow talk afterwards would be about how to get protein stains out of white sheets, and interesting functions for a used condom.
give me june cleaver any day - pearls and heels to cook a meatloaf, and she takes great care of the beaver.
of women I'd like to do. She is down there with Madelyne Albright, Olivia Dukakas, Rosanne Bar and Hilarie Clinton.
although I'm sure it isn't the first time Olympia D. has been called Olivia.
Of course, that makes me think of Olivia de Havilland, who I had a crush on when I was young...
Olivia Newton John wore spandex. I'd like to see Martha Stewart in spandex, staring in Grease with John Travolta. See attached visual. If Martha Stewart wore spandex, men would be watching intently and making napkinholders.
You must be my age to remember when Olivia was young or even alive. Made me think of several hot actresses from 40s and 50s. Love the old movies but no one ever got laid.
Wouldn't even put these women at bottom of my list just in case by some strange miracle I get down that far and no one else in the world is available. Couldn't even imagine sex with Martha the perfectionist correcting every move or technique I make. Though when I read she rimmed out her staff on a regular basis, I did have this vision of Martha going Asian. Think she'll learn some new languages in prison?
Perhaps she can wear a crotchless apron, bake hash brownies and wear red lipstick. That would be a swith, eh?
Hugs,
Ciara
Just had a vision of Betty Cock(er) mated to Joe Cocker. Now there is a match. He comes in through the bathroom window and does her doggie over the ironing board.
It makes me need to go home right now and make popovers.
Martha Stewart might have a hot oven, or even double oven.
The frilly lace on the raincoat is way to damn uncomfortable.
Please do not eat the Danish at her house. That is not sugar drizzle so delectably applied.
The montage over the mantel is forty years of used covers made into the faces of her ex-lawyers.
Before you leave you have to remake the bed with hospital corners. I like cuddling and kissing as a last memory of a date.
Martha is a kitchen queen, Heather is better where it counts!
She may be too concerned about her cookies baking fresh in the oven to worry about how and where you stuff her muffin!!
My "Ex" was like that too. However, as I found out shortly after marrying and living with her, it was all a facade. The real person was very scary and nuerotic!
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the shower nozzle. You know, those types that have a swivel head. Wink!
Hugs,
Ciara
I don't know but she put her mom at risk on Larry King when she said she was a "80 something year old woman still swimming at the Y in Danbury".
I could own Kmart if I had that women in the trunk of my car.