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Good day gentlemen.  
Thank you for visiting my profile. I'm Tia H💛rt. Your ultimate companion. Your ultimate girlfriend experience.  
Your wants, your needs, your desires are my pleasure. Please be assured, our time together will be sensual, erotic, and passionate. And of course, never rushed.  
I absolutely love pleasing a man, and it shows in all my sessions. Your 5 star oasis experience begins upon entering my upscale, pristine incall furnished with plush Turkish towels, luxurious bath robes, Bamboo and Egyptian cotton sheets (1500 thread count), goose down pillows, soothing water fountains and a nicely stocked bar for those of you wanting happy hour in addition to our "happy hour".  
I am also happily available as your (always) classy companion for dinner, office or charity functions, shows, sporting events, and travel. You will find I am a great conversationalist with a wonderful sense of humor. I know how to act and dress in all types and levels of social settings. If discretion is of utmost importance, I am very capable of providing that as well.  
Also, I can be an early riser if your schedule is rather hectic during the day or evening. I will happily take appointments as early as 6:00am. I am drama and baggage free, therefore, our time together will be "our" time together.  
Finally, please understand I do not see EVERYONE. I thoroughly love to enjoy the company of a gentleman, therefore, if I feel we are not a good match, I will decline your appointment request. Please do not be offended or take it personal. I simply want to ensure the time is pleasurable and enjoyable for the both of us.  
I truly look forward to hearing from you. Warm and Wet kisses,  
 
Sincerely,  
Tia H💛rt  
 
Gentlemen, being a woman I truly appreciate a good deal/bargain/discount. However, with that said, please understand when you attempt to negotiate with my services, you are highly insulting me. I am not a car, a house, an inanimate object. I am a human being, a woman who takes a GREAT deal of pride in all that I do not to mention my appearance.  
Gentlemen, PLEASE be respectful of my time as I am with yours. I pride myself on my punctuality. If you are more than 15 minutes late for our scheduled session or agreed upon revised time, I will cancel the appointment.  
Please understand, when you schedule early morning appointments, I get up two hours prior to enjoy my coffee, feed and walk my four legged, furry "daughter" and to primp and prep for you. When you cancel at the last minute, this is an extreme inconvenience to me. Therefore, I will kindly consider us not a match for future sessions. I do understand unexpected issues happen; each matter will be reasonably considered.  
You may cancel "up to" two hours prior the scheduled appointment. Any cancellation less than that two hours, will incur a $75.00 cancellation fee.  
"No show/No call" will always be considered a "we are not a match for future sessions".  
 
I thank you in advance for your understanding in these matters.  
 
***$300 per hour in-call  
***$600 for two hour minimum for out-call. Outcall appointments 20-30 miles outside of downtown Dallas will incur an additional charge of $50 per hour. Over 30 miles, please contact for additional donation.  
***Appointments scheduled 10:00pm and after will be an additional $50 per hour.  
***Tardiness of over 15minutes will result in cancellation or an additional $50.    
 
SPECIAL PACKAGES:  
***A VERY Happy Meal:  
With this package, Tia will do her "second" favorite thing she loves doing.....cooking!  
Yes gentleman, I not only "cook" in other rooms but in the kitchen as well! When you book a two hour in-call, you will not only get a chance to savor me but my cooking as well.  
Morning sessions will include breakfast plus mimosas.  
All other times will include a light meal plus wine, cocktails, or beer.  
I am happy to accommodate any certain special food requests within reason.  
***M&M (Mimosas & More)  
90 minute bookings include mimosas and "more". I think we all know what the "more" is.

NOTE: Please have a minimum of two recent references and please Email a brief bio/description of yourself to ensure we are a good match. Thank you very much

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