Wouldn't it be interesting if there was a forum for providers to review the hobbyists? There could be categories and ratings similar to the ones used by providers such as physical descriptions and performance. For example:
Penis size: cute little thing ... average ... the human kielbasa ... at first I was scared ... I'm now ruined for any other man!
Balls: hairy ... shaved ... low and dangley ... enormous ... careful they don't hit you in the face!
DATY: tongue tipper ... muff diver .... had to periodically pull him up for air ... I still scream when I think about it.
Intercourse: unloaded on my leg ... in and out in 30 seconds ... went the extra mile ... gave me the pounding of a lifetime ... I'm still walking bowlegged.
I'm not sure that many of us could handle that pressure as gracefully as these ladies do.
I can see it now, an increase in men seeking psychiatric care or jumping off the Tobin bridge when it's revealed that most are not as good in the rack as we think we are hahahaha
On a positive note, drug companies will love it. Massive amounts of drugs dispensed for the depression that is sure to follow will make them all rich. Hey, actually, I love it too.... I still have some money in the stock market...
Happy Hobbying, remember, what you don't know, can't drive you to drink
I challenged and offered this once, and was censored from the board..
It would be nice to review just once....I am always thanking GOD that my last review was on January 29, 2003. Although I appreciate 50% of the added value of reviews, I also dispute the 50% of falsehood in some of the writings -- not to mention the graphic details. I have a theorum:
The more graphic a review, the more embellished the writer (eg., "and now we moved onto round three - in one hour! ps., I am over age 50 and do not take viagra...")
There are some Secrets to the Trade, which is why my clients know that the less they tell, the more they receive..capish?
Hey Mag, how have you been? long time no hear. xoxo
Go ahead, everyone knows I've got a 'teenie weenie peenie'. At least my personality is big. As for hair.. it might not be on my scalp but I've got hair.
i can just see the mayhem that would ensue if providers started rating us gents. frankly, what little i know about women's equivalent of "locker-room" talk scares me! LOL
but then every now and then i find a review by a delusional nutcase on review sites that is so ludicrously over-the-top ("she begged me to gag her and wanted me to take her to a gangbang with my buddies", etc) that i do end up wondering ...
what if providers started a new trend in "fantasy reviewing" of their clients? (will probably a mental Olympic sport by 2069) ... which is kinda what the very cute humour in your post suggested to me
hmm.. would be interesting. I wouldn't be offended by it. I understand my ::cough:: shortcomings ::cough:: (lol) but I work hard at trying to be mutually pleasing to the provider. I think, for the most part, providers would be honest enough about the encounter.
Question to the providers, what value would you see in reading reviews on hobbyists? Would it be more of a security reason, or is it to share with other providers whether the hobbyist was unsanitary, good tipper, sweet, rude, too demanding, etc..?
I believe there would be an improvement of the female population on the boards, who would sign up for VIP memberships, if TER adopted a review section for the ladies. But, who knows lol
I wonder what the no-show ratio would be. You hear about the guys who are stood up, and occasionally the women, but my guess is that not all of the women on this board "air it out" as much as the guys.
I also speculate that although not written, I am sure that some of the women "compare notes" on their dates, and maybe when they give out references.
Actually, I would never post unless I had to but the other board forces you to post once a month or lose your access. I would only post about dangerous guys or rip-off artists (thank God I only saw one of these) but it is tempting to post about stinky guys. Yikes, my welcum back from NYC was to see a client I saw before-kind, generous but again would not take the hint about showering. Stinky armpits, pee pee groin, and to boot I think he had just finished an Italian Sub with onions and hots. It would be interesting to "Review" this type of situation because as providers we are under the magnifying glass, yet have to put up with some peculiar situations and remain quiet for the most part. We can knock ourselves out for clients, but when one shows with a stinky butt or extremely bad breathe and we cannot tolerate providing our best service, we can get knocked down a few notches in their review process which is stupid and one sided. I am VERY oral, but my tongue is not going to wander where the sun don't shine (above or below the shoulders) if someone is stinky.
I agree with Lilly, the best clients never review and since we share a very private thing together and they definitely get more mileage for the dollar if you know what I mean.
Hugs to all, Kate xo
p.s. We all have to remember in this muggy weather to "freshen up" a bit so we can both enjoy maximun action. You know what I mean Babe? ~
Body Type: knucle dragger ... fat and hairy ... average ... fit and trim ... makes a Greek statue look like a whimp
Hygene: flies follow him ... leaves skid marks on the sheets ... OK if your nose is stuffy ... his ass and balls smell like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.
One more: Had to lift belly and apply pressure to get Mr. Happy to appear YES NO
Don't take it wrong, being bigger myself I find that sensuality comes from the mind and includes so much more than physical attributes, but it cracks me up that we are treated so superficial yet sometimes the service a guy gets is directly related to what we have to work with, generally speaking (physcial and hygiene wise).
Shit Bum. Po Po Hinney . Doggie Breath. Something that crawled up there and died ass.Moss teeth. Green tooth. Grease head. Dingle berry bum. skid mark Joe. Booger nose. Black head back. Pimple dick.Stale Cheese Cake dick. Tolet crotch. Crust Ass.Baby Rash Bum.Black Nails. Fart in face while giving BBBJ's. ETC...ETC...ETC...LOL!!!
Why don't you just stick his smelly ass in a tub of really hot water and scrub is ass down.And carry an extra tooth brush and brush his teeth. I do. I don't let any guy be smelly around me. I check for smell before I go down and if it don't smell right I wash it untill it does. LOL!
This has turned out to be a offending topic. Pun intended. Guys, you should come in as squeeky clean as you expect the lady to be. If you are not, your service will suffer as a direct result.
For me (and I know I am in the majority), if I feel the slight bit "not fresh" I will shower prior to beginning to have fun. In fact a doubles shower can be fun as well. This also takes care of the "freshness issue".
are willing to do the doubles shower thing to start off a session. Knowing that the cleanliness things is certainly most important to the gals, and being an older and heavyweight guy, I would probably opt for the shower to be sure all went well. The sharing thing is always something I enjoy......OMR
I don't know about other hobbyists, but I'd be too embarassed to show up for a "date" if I knew I was not a 100% clean, smelling great, brushed teeth, and a couple of altoids melting in my mouth. I've always prepped myself prior to seeing a provider. I expect the same from the lady and I should apply the same standard to myself.
Now, regarding size and my .. ermm.. shortcomings, at least the provider doesn't have to worry about lockjaw or being too "sore"..(lol) ~.^
I think it would be helpful to have a Hobbyist's Profile; Height, Weight, Age, Likes, Dislikes, Facial Hair, etc. I also have no problem with provider reviews, we all learn from our mistakes. My .02
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But, I would gladly use it, if they did 