So I’m writing at my purple splashed picnic table in the park.  I pretty much have the place to myself.  That’s unusual.  It’s the only place I’ve got where I can be with trees that have some life experience.

And even though all the other tables are vacant, this woman breaks my thought and sits opposite me.  Do I know her?  Let’s see.  I flick my eyes up and back down.  Nope.  I try to get my train of thought back.  Damn.  She’s cute.  I look up at her.  She’s looking at me.  She smiles this…cherry-butter smile.  What a twinkle!

    “Hi”, she says, “What ya writing?”
    “I don’t know any more”, I smirk back.
    “Can I read it?”
    “Ummm…  Sure.”
I turn the notebook around and push it across to her.  She closes it without looking at it.
    “It’s great”, she purred.
I put the cap on my pen.  I look at my finger and it’s stained with ink.  I look at her a bit sheepishly and try to rub the ink off.  It’s there for good.

    She says, “Let me try.”  She takes my hand and puts the blackened fingertip in her mouth.  She swirls her tongue around it and then pulls it out for a look.  It’s coming off!  She sucks it again.
“Well this is hot!” I think to myself.

    She swallows and suddenly she’s grown an Adam’s apple.
    “What the hell!?”  I look up to her eyes looking at me.  Her eyebrows have grown thicker!  They were thin before!
    “What the blazes is going on here”, I think.  Her breasts are gone!  Is that chest hair?  My God!  Her arms are fuzzy!  Shit, she’s a guy!  I slip my finger out of her mouth and the ink is gone but my fingernails are red!  Painted bright with polish!  I look at my hands and my wrists are smooth.  My arms are hairless!  I can feel the wind on my shoulders.  What the hell am I wearing!??  This is a halter-top!  It’s HER halter-top!  What’s she got on if I’m wearing her halter-top?
    “Hey!  That’s my tee-shirt, lady!”  God, she’s…he’s…buff.  I’ve never been turned on by a guy’s physique before (except that one time) but now my nipples are kind of tingling!  They’re downright hard!  They…what…I’ve got knockers!!  Holy shit, I’m a woman!!

    I’m…where’s…I’ve got hair!  I stand up and touch my head.  I’m not bald anymore.  I’ve got a blonde, whaddya call it…hairstyle!  Would ya look at that!  God, my tits are huge.
I can’t help it, I’ve gotta check my crotch.  Whoa!  Where’s Little Sampson?!  I dig around my slacks.  SLACKS??!!  That lady’s wearing my jeans.  My hips are awesome!  I unzip my pants and pull aside my silky…god those feel good…panties!  Look at me!  I’ve got the cutest little cooter I’ve ever seen!  I don’t know if I’m a natural blonde cause I’m shaved smooth.  The guy across from me starts climbing over the table.
    “You’re lookin’ real good to me darlin’”, She-He hissed!
    “I am?!”

I’m looking real good to me too!

    “What’s your name”, I ask?
    “Call me Lily June.”

She kisses me and slides her fingers into my panties.  Her other hand holds the back of my neck as he kneels on the tabletop.

    All right…all right…wait a second!  Oh, hell!  Just go with it!

I flick my tongue into Lily’s burly mouth and she slides her finger into my pussy.  Judas!  I’m wet!  I reach down with both hands and flip open his or her belt.  We’re really making-out and my clit, who, for the purposes of this fantasy, I shall name Little Samsonite, is hard as a pebble.

Lily hangs over the edge of the table and buries his face in my pussy, pulling my slacks down.  I’ve never felt the breeze on my back like this.  It was always too hairy before.  I’ve never felt a tongue like Lily’s.  And I’m scared.  I’ve never made love to a guy before.  God, Lily’s finger is deep inside me…  I pull his pants down until her hairy ass is in the sunlight and I give him a swat!  Lily growls a raspy grunt.  I pull his shirt up and he pulls me up onto the table with him.  She undoes the halter and my tits pop out like loaves from Jesus’ basket.  Lily sucks me and I grab her cock.  She’s got the hardest dick I’ve ever felt.  She’s got the ONLY dick I’ve ever felt.

    I go down on his nipples.  You better believe I bit, mi amigos!  And then I went down on Lily’s burrito.  I kissed for a while…little nibbly kisses along the shaft.  I flicked my tongue on her balls and went down for a hot rim job.  I crawled around so she could eat my taco-bell and he did with extra hot sauce.  He had a wet finger up my ass and a juicy finger on the pebble.  I inhaled his penis and deep throated, my tits engulfing him on every up-stroke.  (I must’ve seen that one in a movie or something.)  I was on fire.

   I said, “Do me doggie, Lily” and she said, “Give me that sweet ass” and paddled my behind until I was pink.  He slid her cock inside and I don’t mind telling you I got a bit dizzy.  Deeper Lily!  She gave me a bang-fest and then put her thumb in the rim, getting me ready for that monster.  I rolled on to my back and we did Greek Mish while he rolled his inky finger on my clit.  I came like a woman and he finished in my mouth like a man.

And for sure I swallowed.  Absol-fucking-lutely.

    Lily kissed me deep and put his full weight on me and I kissed her sweaty bald head and his closed eyelids.

When I woke up I was laying on the purple picnic table.  The sky was black and I was a fuzzy boy again.  Lily was gone.  I slipped on my jeans and tee shirt so I wouldn’t get arrested.

    There was an envelope stuck in my notebook and I found my earring on the ground.

Thanks Lily June.  Stay put in my field until I can come to you in person.  I didn’t know I could bend that way.

Love,
Jockeypants