Well now that I've got you here, I have to say: if you are looking for your average fly-by-night, young, inexperienced tart, look elsewhere. They exist in abundance; have fun.
 
If you're interested in an above average date (easily outside of 2 std dev. of the mean date ) where you have as much (or more?) fun chatting in the downtime as you do during the really mindblowingly amazing...ahem, then you've found your girl. And keep me in your sights, because honestly? They don't make 'em like me often.
 
As for the stuff beyond the dirty mind... Did I mention I have a dirty mouth too? Oh and you know, naturally perky handfuls, a tight ass (in all the best ways), and a waist you can practically wrap your hands around... I'm not gonna lie. You're gonna love me.
 
I'll be in BWI or Inner Harbor (TBD, have a preference?) this Wednesday the 6th til Thursday noonish.
 
I have incall in DC a few times a month, but rarely advertise and don't see my Baltimore gents as often. I'd love to change that, but I do like to make you find me  
 
But as someone once pointed out, I'm trouble. Proceed at your own risk...
 
P.S. This impromptu incall not work for you? Sign up for my mailing list and I'll send you a note when I host again.  
 
xo,
Norah