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How to use/install a female condom? Providers, if you please?????
ozzy335 8 Reviews 3585 reads
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Hi ladies,

I went and got some of these little wonders. They are not in the stores so had to be ordered.

The box does not contain any info on use. Please excuse my being stupid, but how do you use the damn thing?

I believe that the only really dumb question is the one that is never asked.....

ozzy

They are in the drug stores on the west coast, don't know where you are, but I've heard they're at walgreens, longs drugs, rite aid, savon, and purchased at three of these locations.

anyway, my kitty is a bit tight, so it's more comfortable to put the lube inside the condom (the smaller ring at the end) is in the inside) and then slip it onto the guy and let him just push the thing inside me.

because I'm not lubed, it will end up staying inside me when he pulls out, and it is ok for him to re-enter at will...

If you're a larger guy, you'll especially like this, I think.


xoxoxoxox
Elise

Dirk Bogard2070 reads

I say ole' chap, Ozzy

I seem to recall a certain, Ms. Netmichelle as being extremely proficient in this particular pussy matter at hand.

Expert,I might add.

Tally-Ho!

DodoMitress1720 reads

I tried using them once with a client, and we ended up wasting the whole session in trying to put the damn thing in me. I am sorry, but for myself, I refuse to use them again, even if he brings them to a session, but I do know that some providers love them ;)

My ATF uses them successfully and puts them on as part of the session.

She places them (pre-lubricated) over a dildo, hands it to me, and lets me do the honors as I DATY.

She gets a double shot of fun and I get to replace the dildo once inserted properly.

Fun time for everyone involved and no muss or fuss.

...I've been a big proponent of the Female Condom for a while -- the difference in sensation is like the difference between a CBJ and BBBJ.  Here's the benefit of my experience...

BEFORE your visit, take the thing out and get familiar with it.  Particularly the end that goes IN, and the end that is supposed to hang outside.  

When you make your appointment, talk to the lady and see if she's willing to wear a FC.  Some are familiar with the FC, but most aren't and may not want to experiment. Better to clear that up before you go.

It's better if you put it in yourself.  Most ladies approach inserting an FC like ramming a tam.  It doesn't work that way. Invariably, inexperienced ladies will wind up with their fingers stuck up you-know-where, hopping up and down and getting frustrated.  Here's a better way...and although the "how-to" here sounds rather clinical, believe me the results are worth it.

These instructions assume the lady is lying down and you are between her legs.

1. Take the rubber ring of the back (closed) end, and pinch it together so the sides touch.  Use the thumb and forefinger.  GENTLY, push the front of the pinched rubber ring into her.  Continue pinching the rubber ring.  Don't let go at first penetration.

2. As her lips part, use your other hand to guide the back part of the pinched rubber ring into her, using your pinched fingers as a guide. This is the toughest part, so don't get flustered if the ring pops loose from between your fingers.  The rubber ring is lubed slightly so it will slide between your pinched fingers as your other hand pushes it in.  Your pinches fingers are a guide only -- you don't put them inside her.

3. When you've got the entire back rubber ring in, you're nearly home free.  Now, reach into the inside of the condom with your pointer finger (or middle finger).  Position your finger so that your fingernail side is facing DOWN.  This is important. Reach with your finger inside the FC (NOT outside), and along the TOP inside of her vagina.  Feel for the rubber ring and push it backwards into her, sliding it in along the top of her vagina.

4. As you begin sliding it back, you'll feel her pubic bone with the top edge of your fingerpad.  Push the FC back past the pubic bone - basically as far as you can.  (There's no mistaking when you've gone behind a lady's pubic bone -- even for a GUY).

That's all there is to it.  With very little practice, it's a cinch.  A few more tips:

DON'T lubricate the outside of the FC, no matter what.  It'll make it so slippery it'll just come out during sex, obviating the entire exercise.  It comes packed with enough lube and I've never had a lady complain (and I've used it with at least a dozen)

USE LOTS OF LUBE ON THE INSIDE.  This is essential since the FC doesn't lubricate itself, unlike a vagina.  Astroglide is recommended.  Keep it handy for reapplications as needed.  

BE GLIB AND MAKE THE INSERTION PART FUN FOR THE LADY.  There's no doubt it CAN be awkward.  I keep up a patter about how I always had this wild fantasy about being a gynecologist, how I never made it into med school.  Tell her before you begin it might take you a few tries to get it in right -- that way she knows what to expect and won't get uncomfortable if you don't do it perfectly on the first try.  You probably won't.  

MAKE SURE YOUR FINGERNAILS are trimmed and short.  This isn't an issue with an FC tearing -- I've tried in my pre-testing and they are at least if not more durable than condoms.  Short fingernails are out of respect for the lady's tender parts.  

IF IT BEGINS TO SLIDE OUT during use... go back to Step 4 above. Invariably it's because the FC slid forward toward the front of the pubic bone.  

IF THE LADY seems uncomfortable, it's probably because you need to go back to Step 4.  Ladies have told me that when inserted properly, wearing an FC is not uncomfortable.  Some even say it's like wearing nothing at all, although they're probably being polite.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FC GETTING LOST INSIDE HER... unless she's bigger than the Batcave and you're equipped with a pepperoni for a penis. The outside rubber ring guards against this possibility anyway, as you can see from it's design.

Again, I can't say enough about practicing a bit ahead of your appointment -- particularly pinching the rubber ring together and sliding it forward with the other hand.  

Once in, you'll enjoy sensations like BBFS -- but with all the protection of a traditional condom.  It makes the sensations SO much better it's a wonder more ladies don't use them.  A real competitive business advantage.  You'll NEVER want to go back to regular jimmys.  As Tony the Tiger says... they'rrrrrrrrree Grrrrreat!!!

Feel free to PM me with questions.  I'd like to hear how your experience went.

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