cause you got it in spades. All those good reviews, you just never know. As far as seeing touring ladies, and I see them, I always try and be the first appointment of the day. That way you're not jerked around with all the juggling of the other appointments. Remember, the lady is only in town for a certain amount of time and juggling of appointments can be a real pain.
As far as the question about alcohol, I've never been asked that when I called for the room #. In hindsight it was a tipoff, but you really had no idea. The talking about reviews, during the exchange of emails trying to set up an appointment is something I try to avoid. Yes, if I give them my handle they can certainly see I write reviews, but I don't bring it up and if the provider brings it up in an email, I just ignore it. Her comment she didn't want any reviews even though she had plenty is a red flag.
I do not see providers who have a no review policy, what can I say, that's my policy.
As far shaving, since I'm single I shave, I use the Norelco body shaving, it works like a charm, no runs, no nicks, no errors. You can get them on line at Amazon or any big box store.
Finally you're going at one hell of a pace, 9 providers in one month. I know it's like being a kid in a candy shop, you might want to slow down a little. Otherwise, you'll burn yourself out.