Not in a "goodbye, cruel world" kind of way, just in a "goodbye, repressive AZ" kinda way ~ I'm heading to (actual) greener pastures of the magical Pacific Northwest! So get me out of your system today or forever hold your, uh, piece, ahem. (or tomorrow at the very latest, but today is preferred). My place or yours, give me a call or email, no texting unless we've already met (please include your name if you must text).
So long, farewell! ~JamieUnfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
We thank you for your purchase!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!