lol, Jay I usually walk in wearing a speedo and cowboy boots. It is amazing, when I walk in everyone looks the other way.
Fun question

I never thought of a disguise, specially a speedo.   But, I do ask the lady when on the phone with her where the elevator or stairwasy is so when you walk into the lobby you look like you know where you're going.   That way you look like your retruning to your room instead of visiting a provider.

Legal pad and....

I usually wear a sport jacket, and sometimes carry a legal pad.  Makes it look like I belong, and have some business there.  Fun question!